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Celebrities in our midst
« on: January 21, 2012, 04:40:51 PM »
Little known facts abour our members and a Short History of Car Radios:

CAR TUNES
      Radios are so much a part of the driving experience, it seems like cars have always had them. But they didn’t. Here’s the story.
 
SUNDOWN
       One evening in 1929 two young men named Len and Weeze drove their girlfriends to a lookout point high above the Mississippi River town of  Quincy, Illinois , to watch the sunset. It was a romantic night to be sure, but one of the women observed that it would be even nicer if they could listen to music in the car.
      Len and Weeze liked the idea. Both men had tinkered with radios – Len had served as a radio operator in the U. S. Navy during World War I – and it wasn’t long before they were taking apart a home radio and trying to get it to work in a car. But it wasn’t as easy as it sounds: automobiles have ignition switches, generators, spark plugs, and other electrical equipment that generate noisy static interference, making it nearly impossible to listen to the radio when the engine was running.
SIGNING ON
     One by one, Len and Weeze identified and eliminated each source of electrical interference. When they finally got their radio to work, they took it to a radio convention in Chicago . There they met Drake, owner of Drake Manufacturing Corporation. He made a product called a “battery eliminator” a device that allowed battery-powered radios to run on household AC current. But as more homes were wired for electricity, more radio manufacturers made AC-powered radios. Drake needed a new product to manufacture. When he met Len and Weeze at the radio convention, he found it. He believed that mass-produced, affordable car radios had the potential to become a huge business.
     Len and Weeze set up shop in Drake'sfactory, and when they perfected their first radio, they installed it in his Studebaker. Then Drake went to a local banker to apply for a loan. Thinking it might sweeten the deal, he had his men install a radio in the banker’s Packard. Good idea, but it didn’t work – half an hour after the installation, the banker’s Packard caught on fire. (They didn’t get the loan.)
     Drake didn’t give up. He drove his Studebaker nearly 800 miles to Atlantic City to show off the radio at the 1930 Radio Manufacturers Association convention. Too broke to afford a booth, he parked the car outside the convention hall and cranked up the radio so that passing conventioneers could hear it. That idea worked – he got enough orders to put the radio into production.
WHAT’S IN A NAME
     That first production model was called the 5T71. Drake decided he needed to come up with something a little catchier. In those days many companies in the phonograph and radio businesses used the suffix “ola” for their names – Radiola, Columbiola, and Victrola were three of the biggest. Galvin decided to do the same thing, and since his radio was intended for use in a motor vehicle, he decided to call it the Motorola.
But even with the name change, the radio still had problems:
      When Motorola went on sale in 1930, it cost about $110 uninstalled, at a time when you could buy a brand-new car for $650, and the country was sliding into the Great Depression. (By that measure, a radio for a new car would cost about $3,000 today.)
      In 1930 it took two men several days to put in a car radio – the dashboard had to be taken apart so that the receiver and a single speaker could be installed, and the ceiling had to be cut open to install the antenna. These early radios ran on their own batteries, not on the car battery, so holes had to be cut into the floorboard to accommodate them. The installation manual had eight complete diagrams and 28 pages of instructions.
HIT THE ROAD
      Selling complicated car radios that cost 20 percent of the price of a brand-new car wouldn’t have been easy in the best of times, let alone during the Great Depression – Galvin lost money in 1930 and struggled for a couple of years after that. But things picked up in 1933 when Ford began offering Motorolas pre-installed at the factory. In 1934 they got another boost when Galvin struck a deal with B. F. Goodrich tire company to sell and install them in its chain of tire stores. By then the price of the radio, installation included, had dropped to $55. The Motorola car radio was off and running. (The name of the company would be officially changed from Galvin Manufacturing to “Motorola” in 1947.)
      In the meantime, Drake continued to develop new uses for car radios. In 1936, the same year that it introduced push-button tuning, it also introduced the Motorola Police Cruiser, a standard car radio that was factory preset to a single frequency to pick up police broadcasts. In 1940 he developed with the first handheld two-way radio – the Handie-Talkie – for the U. S. Army.
      A lot of the communications technologies that we take for granted today were born in Motorola labs in the years that followed World War II. In 1947 they came out with the first television to sell under$200. In 1956 the company introduced the world’s first pager; in 1969 it supplied the radio and television equipment that was used to televise Neil Armstrong’s first steps on the Moon. In 1973 it invented the world’s first handheld cellular phone. Today Motorola is one of the second-largest cell phone manufacturer in the world. And it all started with the car radio.
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO….
     The two men who installed the first radio in Drake's car, Weeze and Len, ended up taking very different paths in life. Weeze stayed with Motorola. In the 1950’s he helped change the automobile experience again when he developed the first automotive alternator, replacing inefficient and unreliable generators. The invention lead to such luxuries as power windows, power seats, and, eventually, air-conditioning.
     Len also continued inventing. He holds more than 150 patents. Remember eight-track tape players? Len invented that. But what he’s really famous for are his contributions to the field of aviation. He invented radio direction finders for planes, aided in the invention of the autopilot, designed the first fully automatic aircraft landing system, and in 1963 introduced his most famous invention of all, the Len Jet, the world’s first mass-produced, affordable business jet. (Not bad for a guy who dropped out of school after the eighth grade.)

The truth, the whole truth. We have celebrites in our midst.







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« Reply #1 on: January 21, 2012, 05:31:44 PM »

 Now that I am a celebrity, what I really want to know is, 'WTF happened to all the money I as suppose to ahve made on all these inventions??>

I used to have an agent named Dale the Dasher, who used to take 25% of my income for his help in making me famous. Soon, that 25% became more like 50% and a few years after that, that money monger,  Dale the Dasher, disappeared with all my cash, only to be heard from on some internet message board every so often. Last I heard, he was shacked up with 3 'older' women on some beach off of Somalia, him thinking he is Captain Jack head of all the Somalia pirates, living high off my hard earned money.

I hope he is
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« Reply #2 on: January 22, 2012, 10:44:27 AM »
well gee i just dont what to say!
 in these days of paris hilton being a "celebrity" im not sure being called one is a insult or a compliment.
 Ill just take it as a compliment as I know the DASHER is in awe of  WEEZEDOM!
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2012, 09:01:38 PM »
In case Dasher missed this in the Joke thread, I feel it is VERY important he see it here.

A true story of our favorite ladies man Dasher


Last year, Dasher and his lovely girlfriend Bessie are vacationing in the West. Dasher always wanted a pair of
authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them
back to the hotel, walking proudly.

He walks into their hotel room and says to his girlfriend, "Notice anything
different, Bessie?"

Bessie looks him over, "Nope."

Dasher says excitedly, "Come on, Bessie, take a good Look. Notice anything
different about me?"

Bessie looks again, "Nope."

Frustrated, Dasher storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into
the room completely naked except for his boots.

Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT?"

Bessie looks up and says, "Dasher, what's different? It's hanging down today,
it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Dasher yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S
HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Dasher. ....... Shoulda bought a hat.

I hate to include the word NASTY, but that is part of being a winning football team.

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« Reply #4 on: January 24, 2012, 11:39:08 AM »
In case Len missed this which was posted on the joke thread, it is an actual 2009 email confiscated by postal authorities and just released under the freedom of information statute. They were looking for a coded message but determined it was a true story after the interviewer verified the exhaust emission.
Email from Len to Weeze:

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...
 
But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2012, 01:45:43 PM »

 Hey, my friend, If I am that old, you should know. You know, 'been there, done that' routine :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:



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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2012, 02:49:09 PM »
jeeze , im so old now i cant remember that im so old that 25 year old chicks dig me but since i dont remember it doesnt make any difference.
 now it looks like i maybe watching the superbowl with mr and mrs DRAKE up in st pete cuz theyre gonna bevacationing in fla if i remember to go there since im so old and i remember that i need to drive up there and can find the keys to the car to go...where was i going?
PORSCHE =there is NO substitute!