You haven't tuned in to the Olympics? I'm flabbergasted. Like The Open, Wimbledon and Tour de France, it gets me another few weeks closer to 5 September.
You probably won't know then that the US are doing okay, they've got a swimmer who I believe goes by the name of Phelps, who is pretty good.
We're doing well in the only sports that really matter, namely rowing and cycling.

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