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#16
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
April 13, 2023, 09:32:35 AM
An airplane is about to crash. A female passenger gets up an says "if im going to die i want to die feeling like a woman" and removes all her clothes an says "is there a man that is man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman. A man gets up removes his shirt an says "here iron this!
#17
jolly blue just curious. im not seeing a windsheild on the red bike. do you ride like that.
#18
The Front Porch / Re: Getting worried about Lenn
March 15, 2023, 01:02:01 PM
went back on his posts to about feb 20th. no talk of anything impending. hope he is ok.
#19
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 12, 2023, 09:17:15 AM
A lady went up to silent Calvin Coolidge an said "i bet my friend a 100 bucks i could get you to say 3 words" He said "you lose"
#20
"you call that cover"

"they brought their blinking toys"
#21
The Front Porch / Re: What is a Mondegreen?
January 14, 2023, 09:20:32 AM
for 50 years i thought robin mcnamara was a woman an the song was Lay a little love right on me. then he passed and i realized i had the title an artist wrong. Lay  a little lovin on me.  i also thought it was " judy in the skies" instead of judy in disguise.
#22
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
December 24, 2022, 09:41:02 AM
Went to the house I grew up in. I knocked on the door an asked if I could look around. The people slammed the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.
#23
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
December 21, 2022, 06:59:06 PM
A man's father was close to death and he had a big inheritance coming. He wanted to find a women to share it with. He went to the bar and saw the most breathtaking woman he ever saw. He approached her an said I might not be much but in a week or two I'm going to inherit 12 million bucks. So she went home with him. 3 days later she became his Stepmom
#24
pretty neat an no idea how.
#25
The Front Porch / Re: Have you
December 05, 2022, 08:06:55 AM
Quote from: MightyGiants on December 03, 2022, 06:26:20 PMDriven 100 mph - Y
Ridden in a helicopter -  Y
Gone zip lining - N
Been to an NFL game - Y
Been to a NBA game -1 never again
Gone to Canada  - Y
Gone to Mexico - N
Gone to Jamaica -N
Visited Florida - Y
Eaten alone at a restaurant Y-
Ridden on a motorcycle -Y
Ridden a horse - Y
Stayed in a hospital –Y
Been snow skiing -N
Been water skiing -Y
Been to Disney World - Y
Disneyland - Y
Driven a stick shift - Y
Ridden in a police car Y
Been on a cruise - N
Run out of gas - y
Been on tv - y
Been to Alaska - n
Been to Arizona - y
Been to New York City -y
Been to California-y
Had Stitches - y
Ridden in an Ambulance -y
Driven from Coast to Coast -n
been to plenty of mlb an nhl games.
#26
The Front Porch / Re: "The West Wing" marathon
November 26, 2022, 08:25:48 AM
HLN is for cnn headline news. used to be all news. now very little news and mostly true crime like forensic files which i watch alot.
#27
The Front Porch / Re: Do you remember?
November 11, 2022, 02:20:55 PM
Bosch Beer brewed in Houghton Michigan. "Bush or Bosch we all agree best damn beer in the whole U.P."
#28
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
November 06, 2022, 10:22:30 AM
your john wayne reminded me of one. could have saw it here earlier.
 
A young actor went out to lunch with John Wayne and when the bill came John said kid i will buy and wrote a check for the tab. The young actor was shocked and said i cant believe the great John Wayne writes a check for lunch. John said "They never cash em "
#29
The Front Porch / Re: Turning the clocks
November 02, 2022, 07:53:01 AM
move it a half hour either way an never touch again.
#30
people relying on their auto lights when foggy or heavy snow. they need to be turned on.