Brain teasers

[MightyGiants]

https://twitter.com/young_slay2/status/1639328737652269056

[DaveBrown74]

$100.

He stole the $100 from the store. They've now lost $100.

He buys $70 worth of stuff from them, which is an even transaction (they get $70 but lose $70 worth of merchandise).

The original theft of the $100 is their loss. Everything after that is normal business activity.

[T200]

I vaguely remember us discussing this here before.

[DaveBrown74]

The easiest way to think about this is just imagine when the guy steals the $100, and then he walks outside and puts that $100 bill in the glove compartment of his parked car.

Then he goes back in and buys some stuff for $70 using other money he had in his wallet. Then he leaves.

Clearly the store is out that $100 he originally took. The $70 was just a regular transaction where they gained $70 in cash and handed over $70 of merchandise to a customer. They're still down the original $100 either way.

It's more of a question that tries to trick you than one that is difficult to understand.

[MightyGiants]

1. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don't have me. What am I?

[MagicRat]

1. If you have me, you want to share me. If you share me, you don't have me. What am I?

A secret?

[MightyGiants]

A secret?

Correct!

[MagicRat]

OK.
This one tells me how dirty a mind you have.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and,  if used properly, can satisfy two people?

[MightyGiants]

OK.
This one tells me how dirty a mind you have.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and,  if used properly, can satisfy two people?

An umbrella?

[Jolly Blue Giant]

OK.
This one tells me how dirty a mind you have.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and,  if used properly, can satisfy two people?

Gum (or perhaps chaw, i.e., "chewin tobbaki")

[Jolly Blue Giant]

Gum (or perhaps chaw, i.e., "chewin tobbaki")

Just realized it has to satisfy two people...

Forget my answer 

[DaveBrown74]

A teabag or hot cocoa pack?

[MagicRat]

A teabag or hot cocoa pack?

We have a winner.

I'm pleased everyone collectively kept their minds out of the sewer.

[T200]

We have a winner.

I'm pleased everyone collectively kept their minds out of the sewer.

I didn't. But didn't post my thoughts either   

[MightyGiants]

 There is a word in the English language in which the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four signify a great man, and the whole word, a great woman. What is the word?