I man boards a plane and he sits down next to a beautiful woman who is reading a book. The man decides to strike up a conversation. "What are you reading there?" he asks. The woman says "It's a book on how to find sexual satisfaction. It's very interesting. Right here it says that Indian and Polish men make the best lovers. By the way, my name is Jill. What's your name?" "Flying Cloud Kowalski! Nice to meet you!"