Big Blue Huddle

Got another one.

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Another one sent to me from a die hard Packer fan

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A somewhat local church

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What is the definition of a Dick Head?

































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Hears a good one..................

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Your on a roll, Lenn!!

LOL, dasher

 

A helpless Democrat

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat, and a 'To Hell with Bush' T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10 foot grizzly bear.

As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp, then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the third tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.

As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental Activists, but now I've seen with my owneyes that this is not true.'

As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'

'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he sure don't know xxxx about bear hunting! Is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?

A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane. Shortly after take-off, the stranger turned to her and said

The whole world is backwards. I mean you've got Democrats, who are supposed to be poor, paying $5,000 an hour for sex,
and you've got Republicans, who are supposed to be rich, cruising airport bathrooms trying to get it for free

Do you know what the highest paid government position in this country is? Anybody know? It is working under New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.
It pays like $5,000 an hour

Apparently Gov. Spitzer was arranging his tryst with the escort service in a Washington, D. C., hotel room. I guess this is what he meant by getting crime out of New York

More details are starting to come out about the $5,000 prostitute. Her name's Ashley Alexandra Dupre. She's a 22-year-old aspiring musician. I believe she is classically trained on the flute. When Dupre asked why she slept with New York's ex-governor, she said, 'Because New Jersey's ex-governor is into guys.

when Sen. Larry Craig heard Spizter paid up to $5,000, he said 'I would've done the guy for free -- This is more government waste. We can take care of these problems internally.' Craig added 'Its just crazy. For two quarters, I can have a pay toilet all night.'

Hillary Clinton won do-or-die primaries in Ohio, Rhode Island, and Texas. A lot of people thought she would be done today; this would be it. But like Bill always says, 'Hillary does not go down without a fight.'

More on Eliot Spitzer, he was a Hillary Clinton superdelegate. Also, Spitzer was on Hillary Clinton's vice president list, as a possible running mate. Boy, she can pick 'em, can't she?

John McCain won the Republican nomination. He was awarded with a trip to the White House. Mike Huckabee dropped out of the race and was awarded a hunting trip with Dick Cheney.

Vice President Dick Cheney is to visit the Middle East next week. Reportedly, he's invited Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to go goat
hunting. It's called 'Middle East Surge-2;

John Kerry complained Sunday that the Clintons say simultaneously Barack Obama isn't ready to be president and he should be a heartbeat away. Kerry has endorsed Obama. Kerry wants everybody to know he voted for the Clintons before he voted against them.

Speaking of Sen. Larry Craig, he has petitioned the Minnesota Court of Appeals to allow him to withdraw his plea of guilty to charges that he solicited an undercover police officer for gay sex in an airport men's room. He now claims he was tapping his feet while rehearsing for an upcoming appearance on 'Dancing With the Stars.'

Assisted suicide advocate Jack Kevorkian, said he's running for Congress. Congressmen in DC said that they didn't need him, because if they want to commit suicide they just need to be caught with a hooker.

Locally, Los Angeles drinking water was discovered to contain pharmaceutical drugs this week. There are female sex hormones in the tap water. Jack Nicholson became the last surviving leading man of his generation because for forty years he drank nothing but Scotch. Researchers also found antibiotics, mood stabilizers and sex hormones in the tap water. At last Roger Clemens has a defense that can get him into the Hall of Fame.

Courtesy of an email I received this morning.

Man's Best Friend




A dog is truly a man's best friend.

If you don't believe it, just try this experiment. 

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk,,,,, who is really happy to see you!

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

Yes,' I sighed. 'She was my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she has not been sober since.'   

'My God!' said my wife. 'Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
   
Now, my friends you can see, there really are two ways to look at everything.

The Art of Cropping



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THE YEAR'S BEST [actual] HEADLINES OF 2007:
Crack Found on Governor's Daughter
Imagine that!  Found by who?

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!

Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Must not of wiped!!

Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
What a guy!

Miners Refuse to Work after Death
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
See if that works!!

War Dims Hope for Peace
I can see where it might have that effect!

If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
Brilliant Deduction!

Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Who would have thought!

Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
They may be on to something!

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?

Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge


New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Weren't they fat enough?!

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas
in Spacecraft
Only after his peers referenced the precednet setting case of "who ever smelt it delt it"

Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Taste like chicken?

Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
One way for the Administration to cut those negitive educational numbers by 50%

Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
/???

And the winner is....

Typhoon Rips Through
Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

one partially obstructed ....?   
                                               What?????

pole.....?
                   What??????

I am confused by your comments
I can only see one thing.  I must stay focused.........safety first.