A pirate walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hey, I
haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "Thats nothing We were in a battle, and
I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "Thats nothing , We were in another
battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was
cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "now that was something . One day we were
at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of
them shits in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "Thats awful but you don't
lose an eye just from bird xxxx."
"You do if it was my first day with the hook."
haven't seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible."
"What do you mean?" said the pirate, "I feel fine."
"What about the wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," said the pirate, "Thats nothing We were in a battle, and
I got hit with a cannon ball, but I'm fine now."
The bartender replied, "Well, OK, but what about that hook? What
happened to your hand?"
The pirate explained, "Thats nothing , We were in another
battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was
cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I'm fine, really."
"What about that eye patch?"
"Oh," said the pirate, "now that was something . One day we were
at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of
them shits in my eye."
"You're kidding," said the bartender. "Thats awful but you don't
lose an eye just from bird xxxx."
"You do if it was my first day with the hook."