Funny Lines From Movies

[Jolly Blue Giant]

Okay - I'm bored. Need to take my mind off the draft so time slips by a little faster

There's a thousand funny lines in Chevy Chase's Vacation movies, but this one always makes me laugh

Worst salesman in the world, "Sure you hate it now, but wait til you drive it" 



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"You know, Lloyd, just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this... and totally redeem yourself!"



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"Oh, You Can Milk Just About Anything With Nipples."



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLwD60hPK4I

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"Remember boys, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas...well, except herpes, that sh!t'll come back with you"



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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFFC11Olhx0

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qm6NygR95MA

[LennG]

A few more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ru_R2OwjsY&ab_channel=valerygrigor


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB_aegewceU&ab_channel=EveryTypeOfScenes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui442IDw16o&ab_channel=MrBubby

[Jolly Blue Giant]

That one with Peter Sellers getting bit by the dog is hilarious. I remember laughing to tears years ago when I saw that scene the first time - and every time since!
"that is not my dog"...LMAO 

[EDjohnst1981]

That one with Peter Sellers getting bit by the dog is hilarious. I remember laughing to tears years ago when I saw that scene the first time - and every time since!
"that is not my dog"...LMAO 

I love this is line. It

[GIANTS1]

jolly i love that lets play chess line.

[Jolly Blue Giant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNUbwijCKfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MskZvfmY2yY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIgmj6gp1I&list=PLF301E0CF0F55C70E

[Jolly Blue Giant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wazTC2nmlBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gue2LvHibpg

[LennG]

A couple more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVP9WUGdgPg&ab_channel=TopClips

And, as an umpire for over 50 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0Ce_FQtJkY&ab_channel=millerjadam

[T200]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjnRw5r2TQ

[Jolly Blue Giant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCjnRw5r2TQ

Always got a kick out of Dwight Yoakam. He fascinates me...just an average (or below) looking guy who cashed in. Gotta love America

I laughed out loud in Wedding Crashers when I saw him playing lawyer and getting told to shut up by his own client..LOL. He made his fortune as a singing cowboy and once said, "I can't believe I sang and people liked it enough to actually make money"...LOL

Funny guy. Quit singing and went to Hollywood. Been in relationships with Sharon Stone, Karen Duffy, Bridget Fonda, and Wynonna Judd (nice). Really dodged a bullet by getting out of Bridget Fonda's grasp...whew, talk about going from doll to beast in less than 20 years. Incredible and horrible transformation

Here's Fonda "then and now":


Yikes!!!

He's played in a lot of movies, usually the bad guy. It always makes me laugh to see him in film. Years ago he was nothing more than a bar hopping, honkytonking cowboy with a guitar. Here's how I remember him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JV5St8odVgY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu3ypuKq8WE

One of his movie clips:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36_gnvvPrj8

[T200]

I'm not a country music fan by any stretch but I do keep my eyes and ears open to things outside of my comfort zone. I remember first seeing this movie and Dwight as her lawyer. Just his look alone made LOL 

I didn't know he made his rounds with some pretty recognizable names and faces in Hollyweird.

[LennG]

Wasn't he married to Julia Roberts for about 2 days?

[Jolly Blue Giant]

Wasn't he married to Julia Roberts for about 2 days?

No...that'd be Lyle Lovett and they were married nearly 3 years when she was in her prime. Still baffling and hard to believe 
She rebuked a reporter one time who asked how she could marry such a man. Her reply was excellent, "you marry a person for who they are and he's one of the most interesting and decent men I have even known. Our careers were such that we didn't get to spend as much time as we would have liked so we eventually went the way of our careers" Great answer

[Jolly Blue Giant]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inqdiNVzQcc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_yQhALyAx0
(most people know this, but Rusty is the same character as Leonard in the "Big Bang Theory"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vW54lAtldI

[GIANTS1]

Are you sure you used enough dynamite there Butch.