Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."
Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q: Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
A: It's an evolutionary thing that allows them to get closer to the sink.
Yes, I'm married and I've told my wife those... while wearing a helmet and a cast iron pan covering the jewels
Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.
Q: Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
A: It's an evolutionary thing that allows them to get closer to the sink.
Yes, I'm married and I've told my wife those... while wearing a helmet and a cast iron pan covering the jewels