Truisms
Still trying to get my head around the fact that the words 'Take-Out' can mean food, a date, or murder.
To the paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers. If you do find one, what's your plan?
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the 'cool table' of the patients' cafeteria in a mental hospital.
You know you're over 50 when you have 'upstairs Tylenol' and 'downstairs Tylenol'.
I too was once a male trapped in a female body ...and then I was born.