Sorry for ignoring this board fellas. I haven't been around too much. Didn't participate. Don't want to appear rude. Here's one (as Johnny U used to say when he was checking the out-of-town scoreboard to track his bets when he was working as an analyst following his retirement) in a feeble attempt to get my timing back:
When a certainformer head coach named Parcells signs his checks in Saratoga Springs, what does he write down for his legal first name?
retro: I didn't know so I looked it up. And I would never have guessed. I had never heard the Tuna called that. Since I cheated and looked it up I won't post the answer. Curious who knows.
Since you mentioned looking it up, that makes it easy. Boy he just doesn't look like a Duane.
Excellent Retro- I even read his biography and couldn't remember. Then I saw Lenn's comment and it clicked in. Now if in Manhattan's honor he was christened as Jasper Parcells, I would have gotten immediately.