A guy walks past and sees an older dog with a sign around it's neck - For Sale - Talking Dog - $10.00.
The guy was dubious and said to the dog, "Can you really talk?"
The dog said, "Yes I can. In fact I have been talking for years since I was a puppy. Because of my skills I became a spy and flew all over the world on secret missions. I eventually retired and settled down with the family and kids. Now everyone has moved on and here am I by myself"
The man was amazed and spoke to the owner, "$10.00! Why would you sell a talking dog for just $10?"
The owner replied,"He's a liar, he never did any of that crap."
The guy was dubious and said to the dog, "Can you really talk?"
The dog said, "Yes I can. In fact I have been talking for years since I was a puppy. Because of my skills I became a spy and flew all over the world on secret missions. I eventually retired and settled down with the family and kids. Now everyone has moved on and here am I by myself"
The man was amazed and spoke to the owner, "$10.00! Why would you sell a talking dog for just $10?"
The owner replied,"He's a liar, he never did any of that crap."