Big Blue Huddle

Our local police yesterday arrested two kids. One was drinking battery acid, the other eating fireworks.

They charged one, and let the other one off.

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine.

Wow, great job Brian. I look forward to reading this on a weekly basis.

Is this a joke?

Quote from: MightyGiants on February 25, 2017, 08:02:11 AM
Having watched some tape on him I am baffled how there is any mixed views on him.   Roderick certainly has quick feet.  He uses them to retreat right into the QB's lap.   Plus if I were to give this guy a nickname it would be pet hair because he is very easily shed.   The man can't sustain a block.

Pet Hair!!   

Very sad news indeed, Thanks for letting us know, Mark. I remember a while back wondering where he was since he hadn't signed in here in a long time. I posted in a thread asking if anyone heard from him.
I'll keep him in my prayers.

Interesting show guys. I loved the Andy Stankiewicz reference.

Thanks Lenn. I was reasonably certain about the "double-play," but less sure about sending the other runner back to second.

I'm always wrong but I'll give it yet another try (a guess actually)......runner going to second is called out for interfering with a possible double play. Batter called out as well. Runner going from second to third is sent back to second.

Once the ball goes in the dugout it's a dead ball. If the base runner is aleady on 2nd he gets awarded 3rd base. That's my guess.

An older lady went to visit her son and daughter in law. No one answered the bell, but finding the door unlocked she entered to see the daughter in law lying on the couch completely naked. She was surrounded by candles and soft music was playing.

The older lady inquired, "What on earth are you doing?"

Her daughter in law replied, "I'm waiting for my husband to come home. This is my love suit, when ever I wear it, as soon as he sees me he ravages me and we make mad passionate love."

The older lady left and hurried home. She filled the living room with lit candles and put on soft music, she took off all her clothes and laid on the couch to wait for her husband.

The old man came in to find her laying there in the nude. He asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

She replied in a soft sexy voice, "This is my love suit."

He responded, "Well it needs ironing. What's for dinner?"

A man walks into a bar sits down and notices at the other end of the bar is a man about a foot tall playing a piano. As the bartender is taking his order he asks, "Hey! Where'd you find that little guy playing the piano?" The bartender reaches under the bar, pulls out a lamp and states, "I just gave this thing a rub!"

The man snatches it out of his hand and starts rubbing the lamp. All of a sudden a genie pops up. The genie looks at the man and says, "I grant you one wish!" The man thinks for a minute and says, "I know! I would love a million bucks!" *POOF* The genie dissapears and the bar is filled with a million ducks. Looking at the bartender the man says,"What the hell is this!? I asked for a million bucks NOT a million ducks!!!"

The bartender says, "Did you actually think I asked for a 12 inch pianist!?"

Sad news. One of the greats.

Just got this one in my email today...

No matter what Isaac the husband did in bed; his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since by Jewish law a wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to consult their Rabbi.
The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion:
'Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help your wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.'
They go home and follow the Rabbi's advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. It does not help and the wife is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the Rabbi.

'Okay,' he says to the husband, 'Try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.'

Once again, they follow the Rabbi's advice. They go home and hire the same strapping young man.   

The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and soon she has an enormous, room-shaking, ear-splitting screaming orgasm.
The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly,
'See that, you schmuck? THAT'S how you wave a towel!'