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#316
BBH Archive / Re: Pick Three Underdog
October 01, 2009, 10:45:23 PM
Denver, Balt., Jags
#317
As it appears that this has been debated and extensively thought out and when considering the track record of the mod's, although late I voted yes.
#318
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
August 27, 2009, 02:21:24 PM
A Well-Planned Retirement (I suspect this to be true but wasn't sure)

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were
#320
BBH Archive / Re: BBH Training Camp Weekend
August 06, 2009, 01:14:00 PM
I hope that everyone has a safe and enjoyable time.  One year I hope to meet you all.

I'll be fishing just south of the Canadian border, at noon eastern time Saturday when the food is ready, I'll crack one and toast the big blue faithful at Rensselaer Lake.

I am certainly jealous.

Enjoy
Chris


#321
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 21, 2009, 07:57:27 PM
Who is really your Friend?


Your wife or your dog?


If you not sure or maybe confused I challenge you to an experiment.





Place your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car............


Retrun in an hour or two and I assure you the answer to the question will become very clear.


Never forget who said love, honor and obey vs. who actually practices it!!!!!!!

#322
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 11, 2009, 09:50:45 AM
A benefit for NFL Quarterbacks having short names?



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#324
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
January 16, 2009, 11:40:04 AM
The Muslim Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the
Detroit Lions.   The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.   
He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,   
but he couldn't  find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.Then one
night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in  Afghanistan. In one   
corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim  soldier with   
a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th   
story window 100 yards away.KABOOM!He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards   
away, r ight into a chimney.KA-BLOOEY!  Then he threw another at a   
passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach   
said to himself. "He hasthe perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States   
and teaches him the great game of   football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is   hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his   
mother."Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!""I   
don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.  You are not my son!""I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man   
pleads.."I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here   
among thousands of my adoring fans.""No! Let me tell you!" his mother   
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The   
neighborhood is a pile  of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within   
an inch of their lives last week, and I  have to keep your sister in the   
house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully   
says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"
#325
Hell ya Tucker!!!!!!!

What a day in deed...... you, me, Giants Stadium Opening Day, LT Number retired, :drunk:

Chris

October 10

Greater Madison, WI



#326
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
October 22, 2008, 10:58:26 AM
Sven and Ole go to hell

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go
to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He
says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?
Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesotta , da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
know.'
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up theheat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone
down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying
yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at Brainerd, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are
hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable
to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas,
bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling
and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand,
when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're
still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if
hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'
#327
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
September 24, 2008, 12:08:13 PM
Lenn and Jim,

=)) :laugh:
#328
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
September 22, 2008, 03:29:25 PM
And another
#329
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
September 19, 2008, 06:00:40 PM
Oh yea  Sam, LOL

=)) =)) =))
#330
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
September 19, 2008, 12:26:02 PM
Not to pick on women but.........