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Started by babywhales, November 02, 2007, 11:44:05 AM

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Jolly Blue Giant

To go along with Lenn's cell phone stuff

The joke I told yesterday was so funny that,
apparently, HR wants to hear it tomorrow  :laugh:

LennG


It's funny, but it is also scary. I've read a few times instead of people helping someone in trouble, they take their cameras out to record it.
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LennG

#1038
worth some thought
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Ed Vette

Did she get married again?
"There is a greater purpose...that purpose is team. Winning, losing, playing hard, playing well, doing it for each other, winning the right way, winning the right way is a very important thing to me... Championships are won by teams who love one another, who respect one another, and play for and support one another."
~ Coach Tom Coughlin

Jolly Blue Giant

Yeah, she remarried Ben Affleck a couple of days ago  :doh:

"Marrying your ex is like going to a yard sale to buy your old crap back"
The joke I told yesterday was so funny that,
apparently, HR wants to hear it tomorrow  :laugh:

DaveBrown74

Quote from: Jolly Blue Giant on July 23, 2022, 12:41:48 PMYeah, she remarried Ben Affleck a couple of days ago  :doh:

"Marrying your ex is like going to a yard sale to buy your old crap back"

I could be wrong, but I don't think they were ever actually married before.

Jolly Blue Giant

Quote from: DaveBrown74 on July 23, 2022, 01:27:09 PMI could be wrong, but I don't think they were ever actually married before.

My girlfriend told me they were married before. I looked it up. She was wrong, but I have absolutely no intention of telling her she was wrong for obvious reasons. According to Google, her and Affleck were engaged to get married, but never married before breaking up. Still, it's like buying your own crap back...LOL
The joke I told yesterday was so funny that,
apparently, HR wants to hear it tomorrow  :laugh:

LennG


Some of that old crap, that we got rid of years ago, I wish I had back today. Maybe the new Mrs. Affleck thought the same thing??   <:-P  <:-P  <:-P  <:-P
I HATE TO INCLUDE THE WORD NASTY< BUT THAT IS PART OF BEING A WINNING FOOTBALL TEAM.

Charlie Weiss

Jolly Blue Giant

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week' The florist was pleased and left the shop.

When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a politician came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The politician was very happy and left the shop.

The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen politicians lined up waiting for a haircut.

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
The joke I told yesterday was so funny that,
apparently, HR wants to hear it tomorrow  :laugh:

GIANTS1

This starts out in a courtroom. A lawyer is grilling an old farmer and saying "Did you or did you not tell the trooper you were OK at the scene of the accident"?  I did the old timer said but if i can explain. The lawyer jumped in again You did say you were, ok?   Yes but if you would only listen. The judge jumped in and said let him finish. So the old timer says me an ol Bessie were going through the intersection and that young feller there went through the stop sign an hit us. Well ol Bessie went flying to one side of the road and me and my hay wagon went flying to the other side. I was in alot of pain an i could hear poor Bessie moaning across the road. Suddenly a trooper walked over to Bessie and heard her moaning and pulled out his pistol and shot her graveyard dead. Then he come over to my side of the road an asked How i was doing. Well what would you have said?

LennG

Funnies for Sunday
I HATE TO INCLUDE THE WORD NASTY< BUT THAT IS PART OF BEING A WINNING FOOTBALL TEAM.

Charlie Weiss

LennG


More stuff to 'think' about
I HATE TO INCLUDE THE WORD NASTY< BUT THAT IS PART OF BEING A WINNING FOOTBALL TEAM.

Charlie Weiss

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