Big Blue Huddle

Took me a minute to get it. "What it is ain't exactly clear" obviously because the picture itself "ain't clear", LOL

Good one. Actually made me think for a change 

A well dressed gentleman was walking along the street when he ran across an old man fishing in a puddle outside a bar. Feeling sorry for the man, he invited the old man in for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman decided to humor the old man and asked him, "so, how many did you catch?"

The old man replied, "you're the eighth today"     

Welcome to The Future

CALLER: Is this Pizza Hut?

GOOGLE: No sir, it's Google Pizza.

CALLER: I must have dialed a wrong number, sorry.

GOOGLE: No sir, Google bought Pizza Hut last month.

CALLER: OK. I would like to order a pizza.

GOOGLE: Do you want your usual, sir?

CALLER: My usual? You know me?

GOOGLE: According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.

CALLER: Super! That's what I'll have.

GOOGLE: May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?

CALLER: What? I don't want a vegetarian pizza!

GOOGLE: Your cholesterol is not good, sir.

CALLER: How the hell do you know that?

GOOGLE: Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.

CALLER: Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetarian pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.

GOOGLE: Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once at Chemisthouse, 4 months ago.

CALLER: I bought more from another Pharmacy.

GOOGLE: That doesn't show on your credit card statement.

CALLER: I paid in cash.

GOOGLE: But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.

CALLER: I have other sources of cash.

GOOGLE: That doesn't show on your latest tax returns, unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law!

CALLER: WHAT THE HELL!

GOOGLE: I'm sorry sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.

CALLER: Enough already! I'm sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I'm going to an island without the internet, TV, where there is no phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.

GOOGLE: I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago...

Welcome to the future 🤖

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New funnies for the weekend

You should be 'old' to appreciate these

This one isn't a joke but I felt some would really enjoy reading it.

Another one to think for a sec and then laugh

Quote from: MightyGiants on January 14, 2023, 02:12:48 PM

I'd give that girl an A+ and give her lots of latitude - wouldn't include her in collective punishment, that's for sure. That's an old military trick to get the whole squad down on a certain member

Don't speak Chinese, you will understand this anyway


https://youtube.com/shorts/kX-BbSiaMuU?feature=share

For the Baby Boomers.