Big Blue Huddle

A Well-Planned Retirement (I suspect this to be true but wasn't sure)

Outside England 's Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were

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I hope that everyone has a safe and enjoyable time.  One year I hope to meet you all.

I'll be fishing just south of the Canadian border, at noon eastern time Saturday when the food is ready, I'll crack one and toast the big blue faithful at Rensselaer Lake.

I am certainly jealous.

Enjoy
Chris

Who is really your Friend?


Your wife or your dog?


If you not sure or maybe confused I challenge you to an experiment.





Place your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car............


Retrun in an hour or two and I assure you the answer to the question will become very clear.


Never forget who said love, honor and obey vs. who actually practices it!!!!!!!

A benefit for NFL Quarterbacks having short names?



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Coughlin Retires....



http://www.theonion.com/content/video/tom_coughlin_retires_from_family

The Muslim Quarterback

The coach had put together the perfect team for the
Detroit Lions.   The only thing that was missing was a good quarterback.   
He had scouted all the colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues,   
but he couldn't  find a ringer who could ensure a Super Bowl win.Then one
night while watching CNN he saw a war-zone scene in  Afghanistan. In one   
corner of the background, he spotted a young Afghan Muslim  soldier with   
a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand-grenade straight into a 15th   
story window 100 yards away.KABOOM!He threw another hand-grenade 75 yards   
away, r ight into a chimney.KA-BLOOEY!  Then he threw another at a   
passing car going 90 mph. BULLS-EYE! "I've got to get this guy!" Coach   
said to himself. "He hasthe perfect arm!" So, he brings him to the States   
and teaches him the great game of   football. And the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl. The young Afghan is   hailed as the great hero of football, and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all the young man wants is to call his   
mother."Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super Bowl!""I   
don't want to talk to you, the old Muslim woman says. "You deserted us.  You are not my son!""I don't think you understand, Mother," the young man   
pleads.."I've won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here   
among thousands of my adoring fans.""No! Let me tell you!" his mother   
retorts. "At this very moment, there are gunshots all around us. The   
neighborhood is a pile  of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within   
an inch of their lives last week, and I  have to keep your sister in the   
house so she doesn't get raped!" The old lady pauses, and then tearfully   
says, "I will never forgive you for making us move to Detroit !"

Hell ya Tucker!!!!!!!

What a day in deed...... you, me, Giants Stadium Opening Day, LT Number retired,

Chris

October 10

Greater Madison, WI

Sven and Ole go to hell

Ole and Sven die in a snowmobiling accident, drunker than skunks, and go
to Hell. The Devil observes that they are really enjoying themselves. He
says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?
Ole replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern Minnesotta , da land of
snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya
know.'
The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up theheat even more. When he returns to the room of the two guys from
Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets and hats, grilling
Walleye and drinking beer. The devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone
down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying
yourselves?'

Sven replies, 'Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere
at Brainerd, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis
nice.'

The devil is absolutely furious. He can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have
been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in
Hell. The next morning, the temperature is 60 below zero, icicles are
hanging everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable
to wail, moan or gnash their teeth. The devil smiles and heads for the
room with Ole and Sven. He gets there and finds them back in their parkas,
bomber hats, and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling
and screaming like mad men. The devil is dumbfounded, 'I don't understand,
when I turn up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're
still happy. What is wrong with you two?'

They both look at the devil in surprise and say, 'Vell, don't ya know, if
hell iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl.'

Lenn and Jim,

And another

Oh yea  Sam, LOL

Not to pick on women but.........

Got this one from my mom


      The day finally arrived. 
      Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven.
      He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself. However, the gates are closed, and
      Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
     
      St. Peter said,
      'Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you.
      We have heard a lot about you.   
      I must tell you, though, that the place is filling up fast, and we have been administering an entrance examination
      for everyone.
      The test is short, but you have to pass it
      before you can get into Heaven.'
     
      Forrest responds,
      'It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir.
      But, nobody ever told me about any entrance exam. 
      I sure hope that the test ain't too hard.
      Life was a big enough test as it was.'
     
      St. Peter continued,
      'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three questions.
     
       
      First:
      What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
      Second:
      How many seconds are there in a year?
      Third:
      What is God's first name?'
     
     
      Forrest leaves to think the questions over. 
      He returns the next day and
      sees St. Peter,
      who waves him up, and says,
      'Now that you have had a chance to think
      the questions over, tell me your answers'
     
      Forrest replied,
      'Well, the first one --
      which two days in the week begins with the letter 'T'?
      Shucks, that one is easy. 
      That would be Today and Tomorrow.'
     
      The Saint's eyes opened wide and
      he exclaimed,
      'Forrest, that is not what I was thinking, but
      you do have a point, and
      I guess I did not specify, so
      I will give you credit for that answer.'
      'How about the next one?' asked St. Peter
     
      'How many seconds in a year?
      Now that one is harder,' replied Forrest, but
      I thunk and thunk about that, and
      I guess the only answer can be twelve.'
     
      Astounded, St. Peter said,
      'Twelve? Twelve?
      Forrest, how in Heaven's name could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?'
     
      Forrest replied,
      'Shucks, there's got to be twelve:
      January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd ... '
     
      'Hold it,' interrupts St. Peter.
      'I see where you are going with this, and
      I see your point,
      though that was not quite what I had in mind ... but
      I will have to give you credit for that one, too.
      Let us go on with the third and final question.
      Can you tell me God's first name'?
     
      'Sure,' Forrest replied,
      'it's Andy.'
     
      'Andy?'
      exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter.
      'Ok, I can understand how you
      came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how in the world did you come up with the name
      Andy as the first name of God?'
     
      'Shucks, that was the easiest one of all,'
      Forrest replied.
      'I learnt it from the song,
      'ANDY WALKS WITH ME,
      ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
      ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN.' '
     
      St.  Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said:
      'Run Forrest, run!'

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