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General Category => Big Blue Huddle => Topic started by: Dumpster Dan on December 15, 2023, 05:42:09 PM

Title: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Dumpster Dan on December 15, 2023, 05:42:09 PM
No Money--no sense in looking in the Dumpster

Too bad because there were and are some possibilities

Dan
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: BluesCruz on December 16, 2023, 07:20:28 AM
Not sure what this post means Dan.  How are you closed down?
Does not sound good
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: uconnjack8 on December 16, 2023, 07:23:49 AM
It means the Giants have no money against the cap to sign anyone off the street. 
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: BluesCruz on December 16, 2023, 07:28:30 AM
Quote from: uconnjack8 on December 16, 2023, 07:23:49 AMIt means the Giants have no many against the cap to sign anyone off the street. 

Oh right....Do we need anyone?  Seems we are pretty set for this run. knock knock on wood
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Torus34 on December 16, 2023, 07:50:06 AM
Hi, Dumpster Dan!

Right now, the New Jersey Giants fans have something to lift their spirits. The team's won three straight. There's a QB who seems to be improving rather than doing the retro cha-cha. The team itself is taking the field with a 'Can do!' attitude. And there's your OP, doom 'n gloomin' it.

C'mon, man. Smile. It may not last, but in sports, nothing's forever.

Go flag free, Big Blue!
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: BluesCruz on December 16, 2023, 08:09:23 AM
Quote from: Torus34 on December 16, 2023, 07:50:06 AMHi, Dumpster Dan!

Right now, the New Jersey Giants fans have something to lift their spirits. The team's won three straight. There's a QB who seems to be improving rather than doing the retro cha-cha. The team itself is taking the field with a 'Can do!' attitude. And there's your OP, doom 'n gloomin' it.

C'mon, man. Smile. It may not last, but in sports, nothing's forever.

Go flag free, Big Blue!

Im not sure if you understand Dan's value proposition

He constantly scans available talent in and out of the league to fill holes in our team

He wasnt being negative, just that there is no coin in the piggy bank right now
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: kartanoman on December 16, 2023, 08:32:53 AM
I think we need to set up a Go Fund Me page for Dumpster Dan to fund a new dumpster for him. This is so much like the line between the figure skating coach and the dad in "The Cutting Edge."

Coach: I'm afraid we are at bottom of barrel.

Dad: Then you find another barrel.

C'mon Dan! If that doesn't inspire you over the holidays, watching a youthful Moira Kelly doing triple axles on the ice, acting like a pompous snobbish big "b" yet still adorable at the same time warm your  ❤️ faster than the 🔥 in your empty dumpster, then what can I say?

Peace!
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Dumpster Dan on December 16, 2023, 09:22:57 AM
Quote from: Torus34 on December 16, 2023, 07:50:06 AMHi, Dumpster Dan!

Right now, the New Jersey Giants fans have something to lift their spirits. The team's won three straight. There's a QB who seems to be improving rather than doing the retro cha-cha. The team itself is taking the field with a 'Can do!' attitude. And there's your OP, doom 'n gloomin' it.

C'mon, man. Smile. It may not last, but in sports, nothing's forever.

Go flag free, Big Blue!

If there is ANYTHING that can turn me off quicker than being accused of doom and gloomin it, on BBH, I dont know what it is

I'll just let it go that you have no damn clue what I am taking about-  everyone deserves a second chance

Dan
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Jolly Blue Giant on December 16, 2023, 10:01:51 AM
Sometimes a picture worth more than words

(https://i.postimg.cc/5ySY1htC/zz-dilemma.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Torus34 on December 16, 2023, 10:16:05 AM
Quote from: Dumpster Dan on December 16, 2023, 09:22:57 AMIf there is ANYTHING that can turn me off quicker than being accused of doom and gloomin it, on BBH, I dont know what it is

I'll just let it go that you have no damn clue what I am taking about-  everyone deserves a second chance

Dan

Hi again, DD!

Many sorries if I mis-read you!

I'm just excited that we have something going on right now in back-up QB Thomas DeVito that lets me set aside concerns about the future and revel in the present.

Regards.

Go flag-free, Big Blue!
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Painter on December 17, 2023, 11:17:55 AM
Whether or not, the impulsive among us see Chicken Cutlets now heading the menu, we may rest assured that Dan is not and never will be a Kool Aid drinker. And so, while it's not obvious what exactly he meant by "closed down" it wouldn't likely have referred to cap money as Our Heroes are, I believe, currently projected to be no worse than middle of the pack (15th/16th) and nowhere near in the red in 2024 cap money.

And that, of course, includes the $35.5 million guaranteed to Daniel Jones, next year. On the other hand, cutting DJ post-June 1st would result in a $47 million dead cap hit which then would leave them in deepest doo doo. And that my crabby friends is why, assuming he is fully recovered by next Spring, the Jones boy will begin camp as the Giants starting QB. Piss on it all you want, but that is the economic exigency which Schoen/Daboll must deal with first, and perhaps last.

As should come as no surprise to anyone here, I am not into predicting or WAGging in any form, so I will leave others to their fights of fancy, or otherwise faithless fates in regard to FA and the Draft, but whatever is to happen, it better include fixing that f**king Oline.

Cheers!
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: BluesCruz on December 17, 2023, 11:41:26 AM
Quote from: Painter on December 17, 2023, 11:17:55 AMWhether or not, the impulsive among us see Chicken Cutlets now heading the menu, we may rest assured that Dan is not and never will be a Kool Aid drinker. And so, while it's not obvious what exactly he meant by "closed down" it wouldn't likely have referred to cap money as Our Heroes are, I believe, currently projected to be no worse than middle of the pack (15th/16th) and nowhere near in the red in 2024 cap money.

And that, of course, includes the $35.5 million guaranteed to Daniel Jones, next year. On the other hand, cutting DJ post-June 1st would result in a $47 million dead cap hit which then would leave them in deepest doo doo. And that my crabby friends is why, assuming he is fully recovered by next Spring, the Jones boy will begin camp as the Giants starting QB. Piss on it all you want, but that is the economic exigency which Schoen/Daboll must deal with first, and perhaps last.

As should come as no surprise to anyone here, I am not into predicting or WAGging in any form, so I will leave others to their fights of fancy, or otherwise faithless fates in regard to FA and the Draft, but whatever is to happen, it better include fixing that f**king Oline.

Cheers!


I have no doubt there is some fool team out there who will eat or at least most of Jones salary.....we would py the balance in that event
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: Ed Vette on December 17, 2023, 12:42:30 PM
Quote from: BluesCruz on December 17, 2023, 11:41:26 AMI have no doubt there is some fool team out there who will eat or at least most of Jones salary.....we would py the balance in that event
I see DJ in Raider Black.
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: kartanoman on December 17, 2023, 12:55:08 PM
Quote from: Painter on December 17, 2023, 11:17:55 AMWhether or not, the impulsive among us see Chicken Cutlets now heading the menu, we may rest assured that Dan is not and never will be a Kool Aid drinker. And so, while it's not obvious what exactly he meant by "closed down" it wouldn't likely have referred to cap money as Our Heroes are, I believe, currently projected to be no worse than middle of the pack (15th/16th) and nowhere near in the red in 2024 cap money.

And that, of course, includes the $35.5 million guaranteed to Daniel Jones, next year. On the other hand, cutting DJ post-June 1st would result in a $47 million dead cap hit which then would leave them in deepest doo doo. And that my crabby friends is why, assuming he is fully recovered by next Spring, the Jones boy will begin camp as the Giants starting QB. Piss on it all you want, but that is the economic exigency which Schoen/Daboll must deal with first, and perhaps last.

As should come as no surprise to anyone here, I am not into predicting or WAGging in any form, so I will leave others to their fights of fancy, or otherwise faithless fates in regard to FA and the Draft, but whatever is to happen, it better include fixing that f**king Oline.

Cheers!


What Mr. Painter said in boldface above, I second that.

Peace!
Title: Re: Dumpster Dan is closed down
Post by: TDToomer on December 17, 2023, 06:09:23 PM
Quote from: Ed Vette on December 17, 2023, 12:42:30 PMI see DJ in Raider Black.

How so? They seem all in good on Hutchenson who was drafted in the 2nd round this year.