Big Blue Huddle

AARON BOONE TO REPLACE GIRARDI AS YANKEES BOSS......

Lack of communication skills?

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/yankees-hal-steinbrenner-would-have-fired-joe-girardi-even-if-he-won-world-series/?ftag=SNL-04-10aaa0b

aww sh!t....

Not too generic: I liked it....

http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/writer/jonah-keri/25527384/2016-al-east-preview-red-sox-aim-to-prevent-a-blue-jays-repeat?ttag=allsportsdailyheadline203232016

Paddy McCoy, an elderly Irish farmer, received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.
"Tell me about your staff," he asked Paddy.
"Well," said Paddy, "there's the farm hand, I pay him

Longtime New York sports writer Phil Pepe dies at 80
   
NEW YORK (Phil Pepe, a revered baseball writer who spent more than five decades chronicling sports in New York, has died. He was 80.
   
Pepe died Sunday of an apparent heart attack at his home in Englewood, New Jersey, his son, David, told The Associated Press.
   
A longtime New York Yankees beat writer who covered Hall of Fame stars from Mickey Mantle to Reggie Jackson, Pepe also authored dozens of books on some of the biggest names in sports.
   
Pepe joined the Yankees beat in 1961 with the New York World Telegram & Sun and assumed that role with the New York Daily News from 1968-81.
   
After leaving the beat, he began churning out sports books at a vigorous pace. He wrote nearly 50 of them, including co-authoring Mantle's autobiography "My Favorite Summer: 1956", which rose to No. 7 on the New York Times bestseller list.

Ya know why fireworks are banned now from Giant Stadium?

So JPP won't have PTSD....

[groan]

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing the course when she suffered a bee sting. As the pain was so intense, she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said "you're back early, what's wrong?" "I got stung by a bee" the young lass responded. "Where?" queried the pro, "Between the first and second hole " answered the girl. The pro thought a minute, and said "your stance is much too wide"

lotsa big blue fans in Flor-i-duh, my evil twin lives in Port Charlotte...

Lozo Mauldin from Louisville should be there somewhere...

The longer you watch, the better it gets (from BYU, BTW)
Like watching a slow motion accident! Even the fake British announcers are funny...

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/11/soccer-goalie-penalty-shots-face   

Hideki Matsui hired by Yankees as special adviser to Cashman
   
SARASOTA, Fla. Former Yankees star Hideki Matsui has been hired by the team as a special adviser to general manager Brian Cashman,
   
The Yankees said Tuesday that the 2009 World Series MVP will work with Cashman and player development vice president Gary Denbo. Matsui will spend most of the season traveling in the team's minor league system to discuss hitting with managers, batting coaches and players.
   
Now 40, Matsui hit .292 with New York from 2003-09 with 140 homers and 597 RBIs. He hit .615 (8 for 13) with three homers and eight RBIs, then went on to finish his playing career with the Los Angeles Angels (2010), Oakland (2011) and Tampa Bay (2012).

A guy walks into a bar, empty except for a beautiful young lady at one end. He goes down the the opposite end, and asks the bartender to set up a shot of bourbon in front of every empty seat between him and the lady. He proceeds to jump into the next chair, and downs the shot, next chair, next shot until the bartender stops and asks him just what did he think he was doing?



"I am going down to the she in sips"

A leprechaun walks into an Irish pub. Two ememies, Doley and O'Hara were having a disagreemnent of some great physical magnitude, and the little green guy breaks it up.

"Thank ye' said Dooley, picking up the green guy and puts him on the bar. 'Let me get you a stout,I was getting weary"

"Dooley me boyo, I thank ye" said the leprechaun" I be  a WISH leprachaun, and for the ale, I be given you three wishes, but I be giving double to your enemy O'Hara over there"

"Ok me little green friend, for me first wish I want a three room cottage right across the street from the pub"

Pow, a cute little cottage appears, and BAM a large mansion appears right next door, twice as large as the cottage.

Oh, DOOLEY" yells O'Hara "I take back everything bad I be sayin' about ya"

Dooley grits his teeth, and says "For me second wish, I want three of the most beautiful Lassies in all Ireland to be me handservants"

Pow, three gorgeous women appear at his feet, and ZAP six women appear with O'Hara, but they are twice as comely as Dooley's.

"O'Hara, me boy we be pals for life" yells Dooley.



Dooley squints, and mutters under his breath: "And for me last wish, I want me desire for women cut 50%"

<heavy groan>