I have a hard time believing this, so I'm going to post it in the Joke thread. A member of our spyder forum from Australia posted a scanned image of a newspaper article about this.
A married couple drove to a shopping center on a hot day. On the way the engine started making an odd noise. The husband told his wife to go on in and shop while he futzed around with the car to see if he could fix it.
When she returned a small crowd was around the car. To her horror she could see two hairy legs sticking out from under the car, and the man's junk was hanging out of his short pants because he didn't have underwear on.
To save further embarrassment she got down and stuffed his reproductive organs back up into his shorts.
Her husband, who had been standing behnind her said, "What are you doing?"
The tow truck driver who had been under the car had to get a few stitches on his forehead.
A married couple drove to a shopping center on a hot day. On the way the engine started making an odd noise. The husband told his wife to go on in and shop while he futzed around with the car to see if he could fix it.
When she returned a small crowd was around the car. To her horror she could see two hairy legs sticking out from under the car, and the man's junk was hanging out of his short pants because he didn't have underwear on.
To save further embarrassment she got down and stuffed his reproductive organs back up into his shorts.
Her husband, who had been standing behnind her said, "What are you doing?"
The tow truck driver who had been under the car had to get a few stitches on his forehead.