What us men have to put up with
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
> him that he has only 24 hours to live.
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> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
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> Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
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> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
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> 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
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> Could we please do it one more time?'
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> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
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> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch
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> and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
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> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
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> 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'
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> She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.
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> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
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> Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until
> he's down to 4 more hours.
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> He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
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> Do you think we could...'
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> At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris,
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> I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'
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Morris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told
> him that he has only 24 hours to live.
>
>
>
> Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
>
>
>
> Naturally, she agrees, so they make love.
>
>
>
> About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
>
>
>
> 'Honey, you know I now have only 18 hours to live.
>
>
>
> Could we please do it one more time?'
>
>
>
> Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
>
>
>
> Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch
>
>
>
> and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
>
>
>
> He touches his wife's shoulder and asks,
>
>
>
> 'Honey, please... just one more time before I die.'
>
>
>
> She says, 'Of course, Dear,' and they make love for the third time.
>
>
>
> After this session, the wife rolls over and falls to sleep.
>
>
>
> Morris, however, worried about his impending death, tosses and turns, until
> he's down to 4 more hours.
>
>
>
> He taps his wife, who rouses. 'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.
>
>
>
> Do you think we could...'
>
>
>
> At this point the wife sits up and says, 'Listen Morris,
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> I have to get up in the morning... you don't.'