Subject: Vets School
First-year students at Auburn University 's Vet School were receiving their
first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the
surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In Vet Medicine it is
necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that
you
not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.
For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in
the
butt of the dead cow, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students
freaked
out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a
finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on
it."
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them "The
second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger
and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."
-- "Life's tough, it's even tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne