Big Blue Huddle

Quote from: GordonGekko80 on December 17, 2020, 10:31:12 AM
Santa Clause with Tim Allen?

You are right on GG.  You earn a kiss under the mistletoe, only not from me.   

a few more for laughs

Anyone, on the last two I put up?

Quote from: T200 on December 15, 2020, 05:16:05 PM
I was gonna post the "Did someone drop you on your head?" quote and just started laughing to myself 

Billy Bob Thorton is just great in his part, but Tony Cox as Marcus just steals the movie, and then there is Bernie Mac--just hilarious.

And another, not truly a softball, but close

"Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?"

[a dead silence falls upon the workshop]

"Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you... Santa?"

A real softball

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny  Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a^^ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."

Quote from: T200 on December 15, 2020, 11:06:26 AM
One of my faves - 'Bad Santa'

I thought you might get this one Tim.
My wife won't even watch this movie, but whenever it is on, and not being censored, I will always watch. There are truly many scenes that are just laugh out loud funny. I smile just thinking about some of them.

Quote from: Moose135 on December 14, 2020, 03:14:34 PM
I won't give it away - I had to Google it, I've never seen that movie.

If you like the stars it is a very cute movie about things any parent can relate to. give it a shot.

Let me throw another one out there

Kid: What are their names?

Willie: Who?

Kid: The Elves.

Willie: I can't remember, I think one of them is Sneezy and there's a Dopey...

Kid: That's the seven dwarfs!

Quote from: Moose135 on December 13, 2020, 05:34:51 PM
A Charlie Brown Christmas

Way to go Moose.

Care to take a shot at the other?  Holiday movie, comedy, 1996

Another quote:

Mall Santa: Hey. Psst. Buddy, come here. Come here. You want a Turbo Man for Christmas?

Howard Langston: Forget it, I'm not gonna sit on your lap.

Quote from: weeze on December 13, 2020, 09:44:44 PM
  I will try this
since April I have had a spot on my lung, a 3 month long battle with Pneumonia, camera up the butt with a "pollop" removed. I have had a camera down my throat at the same time, I have a Hyatal Hernia.
One week later I has operation on the back of my neck and had a lymph node removed. THis was last month.
This year I have had 4 MRIs and Cat Scans that I can remember and wrote don the dates of so probably more. I don't know HOW may times I had x rays done,
I am ready for 2021
Happy Holidays all!

Glad you are still with us.

Same to you.

I also don't have Showtime, but Cranston is an amazing actor. If I ever get a weekend preview, I'll check it out.

How about this one

Quote from: jimv on December 12, 2020, 10:13:25 PM
Christmas taglines.  One pretty hard & another softball"

"Don't worry, darling.  If you can paint, I can walk."

"If this is the way they celebrate Christmas, I gotta be here for New Years."

Another quote from Die Hard

The other I have NO IDEA

and another

"Over the years I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference was for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor - heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand..."