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#3406

So let's try some all should be able to get

#3407
Quote from: jimv on March 02, 2021, 10:04:21 PM
"Tell me when it's over!!!!!"

Big, BIG, BIGGER time softball. Let's see if others can get this one
#3408
Quote from: jimv on February 28, 2021, 05:01:45 PM
"If I had served God half as well as I served my King, God would not have left me to die in a place like this."

Man For All Seasons

You have to watch new movies. I think you posted this one several times already
#3410

I'll check them out later.
#3411
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 03, 2021, 04:57:08 PM
A skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.'



The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down, shakes him, and brings him to. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'

In a weak voice the little Irish guy says, 'What exactly did you say to me?'



The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds, and my name is Turner Brown.'



The little white Irishman says: 'Turner Brown'! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around."
#3412
Jim

Did you get any of the Marx brothers quotes?
#3413
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 02, 2021, 07:24:58 PM
Brilliant!

Look closely at the picture first and then read the story:






This actually happened to an Englishman, travelling in France, who was totally drunk.



A French policeman stopped the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.



With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and consumed many single malt scotches there-after.



Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely inebriated, far beyond tolerable standards for public safety.



The French Policeman asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.



The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not!  But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?

#3414
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
March 01, 2021, 11:10:40 AM
 a few more funnies
#3415

I said I would ponder on this one and add a few more

Jenny---Forrest Gump
Bruce Willis--The Sixth Sense
Tom Hanks ( Capt Miller) Saving Pvt Ryan
I just don't remember her name, but the wife in Up (this one really upset me also)
How about HAL --2001

And you can add many guys who played soldiers in so many war movies. It was ALWAYS the guy they wanted you to like and then BOOM, he was shot, blown up, or whatever and he was gone.
The same can be said for many early gangster movies. Gosh Cagney, Bogart, Robinson died so many times that people just got used to it.
#3416

Had to watch the final episode of last year and then the new series premiere. While I had seen the final episode when it was originally broadcast, really, I hardly remembered any of it, so I thought it was pretty good, except for the flimsy way they took out  Beta. I really expected a big fight before he met his doom. Instead, it was short and sweet.

So on to the new 6 episode arc before next season, it's last. I enjoyed the new first episode, though, as usual, I do have a few bones to pick. I guess my biggest regret is the way they simply ignore all the other things going on in the show and never tell us what's going on with others. Like with Eugene and crew surrounded by Star Wars baddies, and the new season starts and they are nowhere to be seen. Same for Gabriel and crew. I have watched series where they deal with every aspect on every show. They could spend the most time on this new arc, but, at least show us what happened at the cliffhanger.

So now we deal with The Reapers. A friend who reads the comics said that they aren't even mentioned, so we are off on a completely new path. I was sent an article, supposing what MIGHT happen, which I am posting if anyone wants to suppose along with it. No one knows anything at this point, except the show will end next season with Daryl and Carol, for sure, surviving.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/walking-dead-everything-we-know-about-the-reapers/ar-BB1dSWpW?ocid=mailsignout
#3417


OK I thought of a few more

Vincent in Pulp Fiction
John Wayne's character (Sgt Something) in Sands of Iwo Jima (I think that was the movie)
Sean Connery's character (again I forget his name) in The Untouchables
And Old Yeller--Old Yeller
#3418


The most memorable movie character deaths


https://www.msn.com/en-us/movies/news/the-most-memorable-movie-character-deaths/ss-BB1bNfFN?ocid=mailsignout

Can't argue with most on this list, just seems as if it could be 50 instead of 25.

Give me till tomorrow to ponder this and I'll come up with several who would be on this list.

While I'm typing I thought of a few right off the bat

Marley (Marley and Me)
The female boxer (Hillary Swank) in Million Dollar Baby (this one really pissed me off)
Sonny Corleone (Godfather)

Any others???
#3419
The Front Porch / Re: Let's Try Movie Quotes Again...
February 28, 2021, 01:31:40 PM
 You all got the last bunch pretty quick so let's try a few more.

I'm going to make this easy, all these are from Marx Brothers movies--name them


#3420
The Front Porch / Re: Let's Try Movie Quotes Again...
February 28, 2021, 01:27:21 PM
Quote from: LennG on February 18, 2021, 04:44:38 PM

"When ya pull a gun, kill a man."


My Darling Clementine

" You never had a rope around your neck. Well, I'm going to tell you something. When that rope starts to pull tight, you can feel the Devil bite your ass."


a real softball
"Go on home to your kids, Herb."


"A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it."

Tombstone

Another big time softball

"No, sir. This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."