Big Blue Huddle

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..

I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes.

Velcro ? what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist.. He has fillings, too.

"I think congressmen should wear uniforms, you know, like NASCAR drivers, so we could identify their corporate sponsors."

Guaranteed awful:

I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down..

I saw a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.

PMS jokes aren't funny; period.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the creapes.

Velcro ? what a rip off!

A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy

Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!

The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault.

Be kind to your dentist.. He has fillings, too.

Very interesting feature on how precisely a baseball is made.
http://www.reliableplant.com/view/25724/how-baseballs-are-manufactured

Superman's had a hard week of fighting crime in Metropolis and was ready for some R&R. On Friday afternoon he looked up his pals Batman and Spider-Man to see if they were up for going on the prowl that evening.


Both turn him down on account of prior commitments and Superman is pretty ticked. As he's flying around the stratosphere letting off steam, he spots Wonder Woman lying on her back stark naked sunbathing on her deck.


"Hey," he thinks, "I'm Superman and I don't need those two clowns to have a good time. I can just fly down there at the speed of light, catch a quickie and fly away before she knows what happened."


So, Superman zips down, takes advantage of the situation and flies away at the speed of light.


Wonder Woman asks, "What was that?"


The Invisible Man says, "I don't know but it hurt like hell!"

WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE DISCLAIMER

Dating Service Commercial (Jon Lajoie)

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a
couple of strokes. "Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the
golfer mumbles to himself. Just then, a stranger walks up beside him
and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex
life?" Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless,
the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt. Two holes later, he mumbles to himself
again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one." The same
stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving
up another fourth of your sex life?" Shrugging, the golfer replies,
"Okay." And he makes an eagle. On the final hole, the golfer needs
another eagle to win. Without waiting for him to say anything, the
stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match
be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?" "Definitely," the
golfer replies, and he makes the eagle. As the golfer is walking to
the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't
really been fair with you because you don't know who I am. I'm the
Devil, and from this day forward you will have no sex life." "Nice to
meet you," the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

I think the continuation of NFT or NGT topics on the main board is fine. But, I wouldn't be opposed to moving threads on other teams, i.e. the Knicks and Rangers and Soccer to what is a very much underutilized Baseball board and renaming that board. Retro was what made the baseball board go, and last year there were minimal threads there.

This message serves to prove how our minds can do amazing things! Impressive things! In the beginning it was hard but now, on this line your mind is reading it automatically without or even thinking about it, be proud! Only certain people can read this

OK- what kind of people Chris???? I know Weeze and Len tried but failed.

Mrs Brown and the Condom - Mrs Brown's Boys - Series 2 Episode 1 - BBC One

Email from Len to Weeze:

If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked it.
"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was...

'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"

Intended to be totally non political, American way of life reminder only.
How about that Jeter!
President Bush's Opening Pitch at Yankee Stadium After 9-11 [High Quality]

And the same night Wakefield gets win number 200.
Not in Rivera's class. But noteworthy never the less.

No, Bill. That question was on my favorite trivia site!
Dale
http://www.xera-baseball.com/trivia.htm