Big Blue Huddle

A rustic oilfield hand-type comes up to the fundamentalist preacher after the sermon, and says "Preach, that was the best damn sermon I have ever heard, I just wanted to tell ya just how damn good it was."
The preacher looks the guy over and says: "Well I appreciate it, but we don't like to use that kind of language here"
Oilman goes 'It was just such a DAMN good sermon, I puit $5000 in the collection plate"

Preacher's eyebrows shoot up "NO xxxx?"

"The shrewish Jewish wife rolls over in bed and wakes up Lenn. "It's cold outside, close the window already" 'Harrumph' replies Lenn, wearily looking at the slightly cracked bedroom window. "Wake up Lenn, its cold outside, close the window!" 'herrrrmph' mutters the poor soul. "I said CLOSE THE WINDOW ITS COLD OUTSIDE ALREADY" 'Grrrr' rumbles ole Lenn as he pulls his tired harrassed old bones across the cold floor and 'Slam' 'Snick' locks down the window. "Ok Ok, so its warm outside already?"

" A Jewish fellow dies and enters into the realm of the Lord. 'Dear Lord, all my life I have been hassled by Gentiles, I took their abuse because they pay really well in my shop, and I accepted that they could not argue with me for the jewelry.  Dear Lord , they gave me grief!'

With a booming voice, the Lord states: "Well, SOMEBODY gots to pay retail"

The softspoken, darkly handsome man in the blue Giants tie sips his evening Gevalia here at the bbs cafe. He turns his handsome visage toward the FNGs, nods and raises his steaming battered old cup en salut. "Welcome to the Huddle, and well-come. We are all a steaming mass of Big Blue fandom, who brooks no teener crap." The tru blu fan gestures with his cup at the dark wooden panels here, with portraits of the GMEN of years past, and local heroes all. "This is the place for you real football types, you will fit right in. Watch out for the one called WEEZE though, his gator-squeezins coctail will lay ya OUT! SMOOOOOOOTH"

'Gees, we gotta get a new table, and a set of new coffee and beer mugs for all the FNG's (new guys) we have to absorb here at the BBS cafe.
No problem, here. Bring 'em on! At least they should deliver the inside goods: Woodson to the Skins ( Yahoo, he is a UK pig G'Bye! idjit"

"Pat is a professional: just let us not deteriorate into the Crew again"

My access to the link shows Bemus Point and a vinyard nearby! Certainly NOT! Use the Google earth link maybe?"

"Aww Gees, I wish I could be there. Dan will come, I am sure! PAX!"

"I am gonna be a bad recovery victim and  not show up, as I am covering the daughter's mortgage and bills, two households  is enough to pay for, but it really kills me to not be there with Danny my bro and WEEZE with the most awesome speckled trout filets. Send a prayer for Walter Cronkite's family, as he was the reason I work form CBS.


(I didn't even get a sniff of an award as one of the BBH grill masters) and Gator squeezin's were also not mentioned) So why should I even spend the bucks to fly up there AGAIN?

My Chicken and the trout!"

Arguments now!



http://history.giants.com/

The softspoken, darkly handsome man in the blue Giants tiesips his iced cinnamon Gevalia here at the elab at WLKY-XCBS. "I followed the rest of youse guys, cuz I was fed up with the stooge crew the Wrecking Crew had become. Once Adrienne, our Goddess, left, it deteriorated rapidly into sniping, and BS. Not that this civilised board cannot be spirited, especially arounf the last election, but it is more than just another Scout clone. I remember the Graffitti Wall....


Yah wanna expand? How about here comes fresh paint? An untopicized board for tweeting like we used to!

Thanks Rish, Lenn etc for putting up with me"

The tru blu fan performs his mystical handpasses and obeisances....

"My brother lives outside of Cortland, NY, near Ithaca off I81. I didn't know there was another Cortland! Which is responsible for the apples?"

Tru blu fan
Drake
12 Sept
Greater Louisville

"And an article from the sports page today here, as Johnny Unitas was a UL player and a local favorite"

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20081227/SPORTS/812270521/1002

"the drive that won the greatest game ever played!"

http://www.courier-journal.com/article/20081227/SPORTS/812270525/1002