Big Blue Huddle

Hey, Ed me-boyo, hope you and yours have a super Holiday season, and do not watch too much Hallmark channel.....

Sorry Ed, but who burned your ass?

Usually, it is my evil twin in Port Charlotte, but I travelled down there to spend gameday with him, took my lovely wife with me, and we played with the  DAWG.


Beep me if you gotta problem....

Rampage was an awesome movie, with great special effects and a few quirky tricks of the tale, I found it great as an action and destruction movie, of which it is great escapism!!!!!(watched the thing three times)

Avengers was confusing, I liked the movie, but the ending was not what I had understood had happened. Whew, like the first third of a movie hung out to dry and not finished for three years (thank you LOTR...

A bar b que would be great, but I cannot get away this year this early, too much going on here at work.
Hoping to get thanksgiving week off for a trip to FL....

Bob: put your glasses on man.....

To make it even worse, Hines was my crosscountry coach.....he nailed me in the furniture department of the Grand Way, behind the old McDonalds

AND.... I can still quote "Invictus" by William Earnest Henley absolutely perfectly....thanx to my English teacher at JFS.

Ran xcountry for Jennie F Snapp for 2 yrs, lived on Rivder Terrace just down from Pat's iced cream store, rode sleds down roundtop....

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel coming out of the fly of his pants. The bartender takes a look at him, a look at the steering wheel, and says "Hey buddy, you know you have a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate response, "Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"

A neutron walks into a bar and says, "I

REALLY OLD JOKE...

Two guys walk into a bar and sit down at a table.
The barkeep comes over to them and asks, "What can I serve you gentlemen?"
One of them says to the barkeep, "I'll bet you a pitcher of your finest beer that I can lick my eye."
The barkeep says, "I've had guys come in here that could lick their nose but never have I ever seen one that could lick his eye. I'll take that bet."
So the guy reaches up, pulls out his glass eye, licks it, and puts it back in his eye socket.
The barkeep says, "Damn, you got me."
He brings the guys a pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar.
When that pitcher starts to get low the barkeep comes back and asks, "Are you gentlemen ready for another?"
The same guy answers, "I'll bet you another pitcher of your finest beer that I can bite my ear."
The barkeep hesitates for a moment and looks at the guy's left ear, his right ear, and says, "There's no way you've got an artificial ear. I'll take that bet."
The guy reaches up, pulls out his false teeth, bites his ear with them, and puts them back in his mouth.
The barkeep says, "Damn, you got me again."
He brings the guys another pitcher of beer and goes about tending the bar.
A little later the betting guy is drunk, gets up and staggers over to the bar and lays a $100 bill on the bar saying, "I'll bet you a hundred that I can pee and fill 10 shot glasses lined up on the bar with their rims touching without spilling a drop on the bar from 3 feet away."
The barkeep says, "It'll be worth $100 to see that so I bet you can't do it."
He puts his own $100 on the bar, lines up 10 shot glasses and steps back.
The drunk whips it out and pees all over the shot glasses, the bar, and the floor.
The barkeep picks up the two $100 bills with a smile on his face, gets out his towel and starts to wipe it up. He then notices the drunk is smiling and says, "I just made $100, you just LOST $100, why are you smiling??"
The drunk says, "you see they guy over there I've been drinking with all this time?
just bet him $1,000 that I could come over here, pee all over the bar, and that you'd wipe it up with a smile on your face."
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Sem yu are an awesome Binghamton Beast.
I am an Maine Endwell;kid

Great thread, thanx bud

A man walks into a bar and yells "All lawyers are jerks!"
A guy at the end of the bar says "I object to that remark."
The bartender rolls his eyes and says "And I suppose you're a lawyer?"
The guy at the end of the bar says "No - I'm a jerk."

A rabbi, a priest, and the Dalai Lama walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Is this some sort of joke?"

A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a tall building and has a seat on an empty stool next to a guy with glasses. Our guy orders a beer, looks to his barstool neighbor and makes eye contact, lifts his pint in a silent toast, and enjoys a healthy swig.

"You know," interrupts the guy with glasses, "today is a rare and extraordinary day in terms of astronomy, geology, and physics."

"Huh?" says our guy, baffled.

The other guy continues, "No -- seriously. Hear me out. All of the planets in the solar system are in PERFECT alignment today. Absolutely perfect -- and THAT, my friend, means that for today and today only...gravity has reduced strength."

"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard," returns our guy as he takes another large gulp of his beer.

"I'll prove it," says the stranger. The stranger signals our guy to follow him over to the window. The stranger than unlatches the window and both men look out and down at the tremendous height. The stranger then jumps out the window. Much to our guy's shock, the stranger -- as if he were a feather -- gently floats down toward the ground.

Once he gingerly makes contact with the pavement, the stranger waves back up towards our disbelieving guy, reenters the building and rides the elevator back to the top floor. Upon seeing the stranger reenter the bar, our guy resolves to try this amazing feat for himself.

He jumps out the window and quickly falls to his immediate death.

The man with glasses returns to his barstool and orders a whiskey. The bartender shakes his head and mutters, "you can be a real jerk when you're drunk, Superman."