Big Blue Huddle

That's me standing between/behind Lenn and spider69.

Quote from: MightyGiants on April 13, 2010, 08:47:32 AM
Great stuff Ceri,  I could see the Giants grabbing Arthur Jones later in the draft.

Me too Mighty, if only because he went to the same HS as I did....albeit 30-some years later.   

A woman was in a coma... she had been in a coma for months.
Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick& bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. "What happened!?" they cried.

The husband said, "I'm not sure; maybe she choked."

Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.



When he bent down under the table to pick them up he noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress! Shocked by this, Jim upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced..



Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?' Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.



She said, 'Well, you can have it but it will cost you $500.'



After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this offer, Jim confirms that he is interested.



Sue told him that since her husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.



When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed their transaction, as agreed.



Jim quickly dressed and left.



As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his wife: 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'



With a lump in her throat Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few minutes this afternoon.'



Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked, 'And did he give you $500?'



Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me $500.'



Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'



Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player !

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Indianapolis- NY Jets- 37
New Orleans- Minnesota- 51

New Orleans- Arizona- 55
Indianapolis- Baltimore- 45
Minnesota- Dallas- 45
San Diego- NY Jets- 43

NY Jets At Cincinnati   x
Philadelphia At Dallas  45
Baltimore At New England  37
Green Bay At Arizona  47

LOL....or this one.



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NE  -  16
NO  -  7
Phil  -  3

My deepest condolences to his family.  This is very sad news.

Buffalo 
Dallas- 7
Jacksonville 

Cincinnati-
Seattle-
Miami- 2.5

Cleveland- 0
Washington- 0
Atlanta- 0

Tampa Bay- 24
Cleveland- 14
St Louis- 3