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Title: Can you?
Post by: MightyGiants on March 13, 2025, 03:54:17 PM
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Title: Re: Can you?
Post by: T200 on March 13, 2025, 04:04:11 PM
The bear's paw is bigger than the person's head. No way a human is beating a bear. And let's not forget about the claws.
Title: Re: Can you?
Post by: MightyGiants on March 13, 2025, 04:08:34 PM
Quote from: T200 on March 13, 2025, 04:04:11 PMThe bear's paw is bigger than the person's head. No way a human is beating a bear. And let's not forget about the claws.

When I was a young man there was a fair I went to where people could wrestle a moderate size black bear.   They only picked out the biggest men to try (under 250 need not apply).   The bear reacted to these large men trying to wrestle him as a full grown man would handle the efforts of a toddler.
Title: Re: Can you?
Post by: Jolly Blue Giant on March 13, 2025, 04:22:04 PM
Only an idiot with a death wish would wrestle a grizzly...duhhh. Best thing to do is lay down, curl up and put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye

Title: Re: Can you?
Post by: T200 on March 13, 2025, 04:50:41 PM
Even if I was 250+, I wouldn't want to.
Title: Re: Can you?
Post by: Jolly Blue Giant on March 13, 2025, 07:01:24 PM
Problem no. 1: Grizzly can weigh up to 800 lbs

(https://i.postimg.cc/BQfJ3MzP/Jon-Freeman-Bart-Standing-web-232x300.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Problem no. 2: twenty razor sharp 3-5 inch long nails

(https://i.postimg.cc/xTQVhqkK/e914b237ce526c3f623d74be7cc7bf4a.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vD0K6YtB)

Problem no. 3: There jaws and teeth can easily tear through the flesh of any animal

(https://i.postimg.cc/GtczJ02s/menacing-bear-snarling-s.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/sQNpsN5V)

Problem no. 4: in a fight, they fight to kill...so you must kill or maim the grizzly, to win the fight (earth to idiot, "you won't")

Problem no 5: a full-grown grizzly, can easily lift up to 1200 lbs and can crush a man's skull with one bite - they are incredibly strong