Big Blue Huddle

 I have a very unusual problem here. My printer (an HP Wireless printer) is connected to my wifi as I can print from my wife's laptop. But on my desktop, which is what I use all the time, it tells me the printer is offline and will not print. I have tried everything and anything to get it to work. If I go to the printer and I try to scan something, that works, but only when I press on PRINT, nothing happens. I have tried to restart my printer, my router, and my computer but nothing works. On my computer, it still says the printer is offline.
I have tried adding a printer, and it finds my printer but when I click, connect, it says there is a problem.
Could there be a problem with Windows I have gotten messages to update but I don't think I have.

Again, my computer communicates with the printer when I click on Scan a document, only when I click on print, nothing happens, and in the control panel it says my printer is offline.

Any suggestion?

 Myself and my wife just got the new Covid booster today. We got the Moderna one as we have had their shots throughout this pandemic.  In the past, we both always felt lousy for a day, myself usually 2 days. As of now, we feel fine.

Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous.
 
(Winston Churchill loved them).
 
1.      Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
 
2.      The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.
 
3.      Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
4.      If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
 
5.      War does not determine who is right – only who is left.
 
6.      Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.  Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
7.      They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
 
8.      To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.
 
9.       I thought I wanted a career.  Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.
 
10.   In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:'  I put "DOCTOR."
 
11.   I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
12.   Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street..with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 
13.   Behind every successful man is his woman.  Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
 
14.   A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
 
15.   You do not need a parachute to skydive.  You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
 
16.   Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
 
17.   There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
 
18.   I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
 
19.   You're never too old to learn something stupid.
 
20.   To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
 
21.   Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
 
22.   Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
 
23.   Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

24.   I'm supposed to respect my elders, but now it's getting harder and harder for me to find one.

 I was discussing this with several friends and this has nothing to do with politics.

Something is wrong here when Justices on the Supreme Court can take favors, monetary gifts, trips, cars, and homes from people and then say they can render a fair judgment against these same people.
I won't even get into term limits as I truly believe no one should hold any office for life, but can we discuss this topic? I would love to hear other opinions of this without any political thoughts.
To me, this is unheard of, Justices taking 'bribes' and then saying they are allowed.  WHOAH. over the line.

Just a great heartwarming story that needs to be read.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/black-vietnam-veteran-finally-awarded-medal-of-honor/ar-AA18bYAk?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=7f35c641343945d6b806cf8e73d5bb58&ei=19

 Either slap me on the back or kick me in the butt, we have finally decided to cut the cord from Cable. We have been a subscriber of Optimum for maybe 15 years. Overall we were satisfied with their service (some good and some bad) but each year the price keeps going up and up, basically nickeling and diming us to death. I have called several times over the years and always seemed to get put into some other program that sort of kept my cost in the range we could afford, but the other day I got almost another $30 increase on my bill and that was it for me.
I called and asked for some other deal they could find. I explained we are high seniors, I am a USAF veteran and we are living on a basically fixed income which this new increase, we simply feel is well overpriced considering what else is out there. They seemingly couldn't care less.

So I called Verizon FIOS for my internet for $50 per month. We also have had our landline phone for God knows how long and my wife prefers that, so we signed up with one of those internet phone servers for $10 per month, and as soon as they take my cable boxes out we will sign up with the FUBU TV, as with a certain AMEX card we have we can save $30 per month for 4 months with this service. They offer all the local channels and about 130 other channels including most of what we do watch. We have HBO MAX for a year, Amazon Prime, and HULU for a year, and we have Peacock and Paramount + for a few months. With the savings, I will re-up our subscription to Netflix and we should be all set as far as what to watch.
 I know our regular viewing habits will have to change but we will manage.

Any suggestions would be appreciated.

 Think what you want of this. Funny or sad


https://youtu.be/zPqCkuIIvaQ

A friend sent me an email with a link to the #1 songs for every year since 1940. Myself, I remember most until a certain period, and then I know nothing but it was great to look at this list

https://www.insider.com/best-songs-every-year-2017-8

This then got me thinking about other songs from each year so I googled it and came up with this from Billboard, every year from 1958, and lists of basically every top song from that year.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Billboard_number-one_singles

As I said, I am a complete dummy once we get to the 'modern' era as I basically don't like that type of music and more often than not listened to oldies stations.

But enjoy the memories.

 I have a question to throw out here.

My wife's car, an 'older' PT Cruiser with about 135000 miles. She drives this thing less than 2000 miles a year and basically always local. It does get on the highway once in a while when I take it out for a spin.

It has been about a year since we changed the oil and I am wondering if, because we only put less than 2000 miles on it, we need to change it again? I know good maintenance would say we should, but I was really curious if it needed to be done automatically, even though limited miles are put on the car.

Myself and Jim have done this for several years now but not in quite a while so here's the deal

Here are several 'almost famous', to pretty famous, and if you ever watched movies you have to know--lines from movies, and try and identify them.

1----"You may call me Captain"

2---"Who's On First " (Yeah you know the routine but what movie was it in first?

3--- "Never apologize, mister. It's a sign of weakness."

4----"A boy's best friend is his mother."

5----"I don't have to tell you the story. You all know it. Only two kinds of people are gonna stay on this beach: those that are already dead and those that are gonna die. Now get off your butts. You guys are the Fighting 29th."

6----"They're heeeeere."

7---"I guess you guys aren't ready for that yet, but your kids are gonna love it."

8--- "Game over, man."

9---"As long as you're talking, you're not listening

10---"It's not a man purse. It's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/10-tv-shows-that-changed-television-forever/ar-AA16RPeE?ocid=mailsignout&pc=U591&cvid=67400257bb8b4c4ca1710cc97f6eeff2

in no particular order

24
CSI
X-Files
Scoobi-Doo
Looney Tunes
Dragnet
I Love Lucy
The Simpsons
Twilight Zone
Star Trek

Now, I'm sure we can name a few more, but  this isn't our favorite TV shows

All In The Family--- changed all comedy forever with the way it portrayed life at that time
MASH--was a completely new way to watch a comedy/drama
Sesame Street-Changed the way Kids watched TV
Survivor-Maybe the first of the reality boom
Seinfeld--A show about nothing
Ed Sullivan Show-- Something for everyone
Laugh-In--a hodge podge of jokes, stories, and famous people acting silly
The Tonight Show--Really changed the way we stayed up late, and then later.

 I know we had discussed this a while back but this news has just appeared and maybe the discussion should be renewed.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/alec-baldwin-to-be-charged-with-manslaughter-in-fatal-shooting-on-the-set-of-rust-da-says/ar-AA16wnMu?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=2a1341dc4dc4433cb1211c27bd2d3148

 Myself, and most of us, are not privy to all the facts, but I believe that Baldwin should not be guilty of anything IF what they say, that he was just handed a gun, as a prop, and never even assumed it could be more than a prop, how can he be charged with manslaughter?

Hi guys. I was able to access some WiFi to check out responces to the game and just wanted to say hi.
We will be heading back soon and be home Friday. Weather has been great averaging about 82 with an always tropical breeze. No tan for me though as I stay out of the sun.
Looked in on Wordle and saw some really unique words.  Looking forward to joining the action again. My brain needs a workout after this.
Talk to you all on Friday.

Did you ever have a premonition about something, not act/or did act and that premonition come true?

I just read this about the all-time great boxer, Sugar Ray Robinson who was to have a fight against an opponent and had a dream that he knocked him out and killed him. It bothered him to no extent that he had to consult with a priest about it and was encouraged to continue with the fight.

Robinson, in fact, did fight, knocked out his opponent and that man did succumb to his injuries.

http://wafflesatnoon.com/sugar-ray-robinson-dream/

James Harrison

https://www.cnn.com/2018/05/11/health/james-harrison-blood-donor-retires-trnd/index.html

He donated blood every week for 60 years and saved the lives of 2.4 million babies

We really need to hear more stories like this.

Some one just sent me this and I am rolling down memory lane.

see how many you remember

https://youtu.be/6L8LjQRk9w4

So what have you learned recently that you never knew before?

Today I learned this

warming up your car before driving in cold weather can damage the engine

https://www.msn.com/en-us/autos/news/yes-warming-up-your-car-before-driving-in-cold-weather-can-damage-the-engine/ar-AA15xAnV?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=5022ad17a0034490b0a773ce4c220058

"If you're one of the many drivers who thinks it's important to turn on your car and let it sit for a bit before hitting the road in wintry weather, you could be doing your engine more harm than good," Firestone says.
Less oil means more friction, more wear and tear, and a shorter life for your engine," Firestone says.

Instead of waiting for your car to warm up in the winter, most manufacturers recommend driving off gently after about 30 seconds because the engine warms up faster when the car is being driven, according to the U.S. Department of Energy.

Just got a call from a friend and he asked me a question about this past year's tax returns. Seems he forgot to include a small pension that his wife received, under income, and he was wondering what to do now--file an amended return, let it go since it was never picked up by the IRS, or what? He said he received a lot more in a refund than he thought he would because that is probably the reason, so if he files an amended return does he have to return all or part of the money?
He always uses one of those online places where you enter the info and they do the figuring and e-file it for you. He said he went back about 5 years and always included that pension previously but, for some reason, this year it wasn't included so what should he do now?

Personally, I have no idea so I would hope some one here might have some experience in a matter like this?

 I have seen this before, but someone just sent it to me so I thought why not share it.

Does anyone have any other amazing tricks or illusions

This guy can come to any party I throw.


https://youtu.be/cE2WGwC67EY

 I was going to mention this on the TV topic but thought maybe a good conversation piece here.

I just finished watching a 4 part documentary on Watergate, on CNN. I had this recorded months ago and just never gotten around to watching it, but I did over the past couple of days and it brought back so many memories. I would think most who post here remember Watergate, but as I watched, there was so much I had forgotten.

Watergate: Blueprint for a Scandal
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt20214566/

So this 4-part series, set as the 50th anniversary, has many of the original cast members who are alive and retells the story mostly from John Dean's views as he was the real cause, and downfall, of Richard Nixon when Nixon and his henchmen tried to make Dean the fall guy.
I believe we all know the story, but again, there is so much I had forgotten, or maybe didn't want to know, but now it all came back, in full detail.

An excellent watch and any comments on Watergate, as we remember it, would be nice.

We had discussed this series several months ago. I watched the documentary on Netflix and, as I said, we had a very lively discussion about it. We just got finished watching the series on HBO and in some ways, it was like watching a different take on the same story.

Just some background for any that haven't watched. The Staircase is a true story of Michael Peterson, who was accused of killing his wife by pushing her down a staircase among other things. The documentary is done by a French outfit wanting to show American justice but ended up being very pro-Peterson in the telling of the story. There are no actors and all the participants are the real people. I won't go into details of the story as it might take some of the drama out of it, but since it is true you can google it and see for yourself. I found it fascinating and still hold that Peterson is guilty, no doubt.

Now the HBO series has regular actors and still tries to tell the same story, but I really learned so many new things.

Many of the interviews that the documentary filmed were so rehearsed to make Peterson look so sympathetic. The documentary made the Peterson family look like the all-American family, so close, so loving, not so on the HBO series. Peterson had a harsh temper, his marriage wasn't all roses as the documentary portrayed, and his 4 children, which the documentary made they seem like the father was a God and they idolized him to no end, just wasn't the case in the HBO series.

I would recommend to anyone who wants a good drama to watch both and see how you feel.

I have never changed my mind about his guilt or innocence--I always felt he was as guilty as sin, and no matter how much he denied it, the facts were there. If I ws on that jury he would have fried.

HBO Max is offering a deal for 3 months at $1.99 per month. So if there are things you might want to watch and don't have HBO Max, here's a chance to try it.

https://www.hbomax.com/?utm_id=1011l5873&utm_source=dealcatcher-converse&utm_medium=affiliate&clickref=1011lwmZWeXd

Every year Hulu offers a special deal around this time of year. This year it is a full year of Hulu (with commercials) for $1.99 a month. The last year it was .99 cents a month but inflation I guess, still, it is a great deal. Yes, there are commercials but on Hulu, they are usually very short, most under 2 minutes.

If anyone is interested

https://www.hulu.com/GMA

 Has anyone been watching the conclusion to The Walking Dead series?

As I have said many times, I usually copy the entire thing and then watch as I please so I can remember everything that has happened. I did this over the weekend, thinking on Sunday was the finale, but I was one-off. There is one episode left and the entire run wraps up this Sunday.

So, just my take on these last few episodes. Like the previous couple of years, it hasn't been terrible, but it really hasn't been that good either. I can't think of any way they could make this great ever again, but just passable would be OK--and it is passable. The storyline is sort of interesting, but like several seasons before, they really do not know where to go with this, and the story is stale and predictable. The cast tries hard, but what really ails this series (and there could be a list), is that nowadays we have absolutely no fear that any character will die. To me, that is what made TWD so great (as well as GOT), no one was safe. I know we used to have threads here basically asking who is safe and the only real characters were Daryl and Carol (maybe Rick for a while). Everyone else was fair game and they used that to perfection. We lost countless characters, some who we liked and others who we were glad were eaten and eliminated. It would take me an hour to recall many of them, but faithful watchers know what I am talking about.
So fast forward to now. I don't think we have lost a major character in maybe 3 years. We lost Mishonne, but not to death and we gained Maggie back. Otherwise, the cast has been pretty much intact for a long while now and that has hurt the show, IMVHO.
I mentioned when Maggie returned that her scenes with Negan were great and I longed for more of them but, as with this show, for just too many seasons, it forgets characters for weeks on end and that really bothers me. Even now, I watched and wondered where the hell is Carol, Ezikial, and Aaron, as they have, shows basically dedicated to them, and then we don't see them for 2-3 weeks. Again, they have done this for way too long (I think this started when they escaped the prison, many years back).

 Then we have storylines that have been completely dropped. Like where is and what happened to the garbage dump lady, the other woman who appeared in the helicopter and gave plans or something to Maggie. For sure we don't even have a definite conclusion about Rick as he left with the garbage dump lady in a helicopter (and what about these helicopters). I have always said that our heroes have no idea if there even is another world outside of their own realm and seem to have no desire to even find out.

Anyway, one episode left and we are done. To say I am sad to see it end is just not so. it really should have ended years ago, when it was on top, instead of trying to squeeze every last drop of whatever out of it. Does anyone really care that it is finally over?

This was just sent to me by a good friend and I found it pretty amusing so I thought I would share it here


BANANAS & MILK DUDS

 

For those of you who ever wanted to ride in a high-performance fighter.

Below is an article written by Rick Reilly of Sports illustrated...

He details his experiences when given the opportunity to fly in a F-14

Tomcat...  If you aren't laughing out loud by the time you get to 'Milk Duds', your sense of humor is seriously broken.

This message is for America 's most famous athletes: Someday you may

be invited to fly in the back-seat of one of your country's most powerful fighter jets.  Many of you already have.  John Elway, John Stockton, Tiger Woods to name a few. If you get this opportunity, let

me urge you, with the greatest sincerity....

 Move to Guam.  Change your name.  Fake your own death!  Whatever you

do, Do Not Go!!!  I know. 

 The U.S. Navy invited me to try it.  I was thrilled.  I was pumped.  I was toast! 

I should've known when they told me my pilot would Be Chip (Biff) King of Fighter Squadron 213 at Naval Air Station Oceana in Virginia Beach. 

 Whatever you're thinking a Top Gun named Chip (Biff) King looks like, triple it.  He's about six-foot, tan, ice-blue eyes, wavy surfer hair, finger-crippling handshake -- the kind of man who wrestles dyspeptic alligators in his leisure time.  If you see this man, run the other way.  Fast. 

 Biff King was born to fly.  His father, Jack King, was for years the voice of NASA missions.  ('T-minus 15 seconds and counting'. Remember?)  Chip would charge neighborhood kids a quarter each to hear his dad.  Jack would wake up from naps surrounded by nine-year-olds waiting for him to say, 'We have lift off'.

 Biff was to fly me in an F- 14D Tomcat, a ridiculously powerful $60 million Weapon with nearly as much thrust as weight, not unlike Colin Montgomerie.  I was worried about getting airsick, so the night before the flight I asked Biff if there was something I should eat the next morning.

 Bananas,' he said.

'For the potassium?'  I asked.

'No,' Biff said, 'because they taste about the same coming up as they do going down.'

 The next morning, out on the tarmac, I had on my flight suit with my name sewn over the left breast.  (No call sign -- like Crash or Sticky or Lead foot.  But, still, very cool.)  I carried my helmet in the crook of my arm, as Biff had instructed.  If ever in my life I had a chance to nail Nicole Kidman, this was it. 

 A fighter pilot named Psycho gave me a safety briefing and then fastened me into my ejection seat, which, when employed, would 'egress' me out of the plane at such a velocity that I would be immediately knocked unconscious.

 Just as I was thinking about aborting the flight, the canopy closed over me, and Biff gave the ground crew a thumbs-up. In minutes we were firing nose up at 600 mph. We leveled out and then canopy-rolled over another F-14. 

 Those 20 minutes were the rush of my life.  Unfortunately, the ride lasted 80.  It was like being on the roller coaster at Six Flags Over Hell.  Only without rails.  We did barrel rolls, snap rolls, loops, yanks and banks.  We dived, rose and dived again, sometimes with a vertical velocity of 10,000 feet per minute.  We chased another F-14, and it chased us.

 We broke the speed of sound.  Sea was sky and sky was sea.  Flying at 200 feet we did 90-degree turns at 550 mph, creating a G force of 6.5, which is to say I felt as if 6.5 times my body weight was smashing against me, thereby approximating life as Mrs. Colin Montgomerie. 

And I egressed the bananas.

And I egressed the pizza from the night before.

And the lunch before that.

I egressed a box of Milk Duds from the sixth grade.

I made Linda Blair look polite.  Because of the G's, I was egressing stuff that never thought would be egressed. 

I went through not one airsick bag, but two. 

 Biff said I passed out.  Twice... I was coated in sweat.  At one point, as we were coming in upside down in a banked curve on a mock bombing target and the G's were flattening me like a tortilla and I was in and out of consciousness, I realized I was the first person in history to throw down. 

 I used to know 'cool'.  Cool was Elway throwing a touchdown pass, or Norman making a five-iron bite.  But now I really know 'cool'.  Cool is guys like Biff, men with cast-iron stomachs and freon nerves.  I wouldn't go up there again for Derek Jeter's black book, but I'm glad Biff does every day, and for less a year than a rookie reliever makes in a home stand. 

 A week later, when the spins finally stopped, Biff called.  He said he and the fighters had the perfect call sign for me.  Said he'd send it on a patch for my flight suit.

 What is it?  I asked.

'Two Bags.' 

 "A veteran is someone who at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to The United States of America for any amount, up to and including their life." 

 HOME OF THE FREE, BECAUSE OF THE BRAVE

 This is NOT a political thread, but we are registered Democrats, and both my wife and I were thinking about changing our affiliation to Independent. No particular reason, just we are a bit dissatisfied with each party and if we wanted to change, how does one go about doing so?

Is anyone, besides myself, hard of hearing? Wear a hearing aid? I do and a few years ago, I was at a senior fair where this organization, Clear Captions, offers free phones, where the words come up as you speak, to anyone who might need something like this. I have used this phone for several years especially when I speak to my grandkids, or people who have heavy accents (like on help call lines) to understand what they are saying.
I just got the latest version of this phone installed a few minutes ago and in many cases, it is a lifesaver for me.

So, if anyone MIGHT need something like this, or know of anyone who MIGHT need something like this, again, it is a  FREE product.

https://clearcaptions.com/bing/?utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=brand&utm_term=clear%20captions&msclkid=3e590015404b1b01b4ee637fc3c33698

https://twitter.com/i/status/1575553193232121857

 No one better than Norm, especially when there is a beer waiting

Check out this great list of things that happened FIRSTS, and the year they happened.


https://www.msn.com/en-us/tv/news/it-s-been-50-years-since-the-first-openly-gay-character-on-tv-do-you-know-which-show-made-history/ss-AA12TfIk?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=fd48c4fa060140d0a742ef822ed78032

https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/scientists-successfully-sent-a-particle-back-in-time-is-human-time-travel-next/ss-AA12jBaI?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0cb19dbc25bd4f68a7880d9d8f6bd42d#image=2


Beam me up Scotty.