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       A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Len!
   All he wants is anal sex, and my XXXXXXX is now the size of a 50 cent piece
when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
   
   Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman, you live
in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive a Ferrari, you get $2,000 a week allowance,
you take 6 vacations a year and you want to throw all that away over 45 cents?"
     

Indianapolis  14
Philadelphia 3
New England 8

Oakland 27
Atlanta 6
Dallas 7

Washington 0
Buffalo -0
Arizona 3

Pittsburgh 5
Jax 3
Buffalo 3

Houston
NYG
Arizona

By archiving this thread- does it mean the merger is off or on hold?

Welcome Pat and please continue to contribute, regardless of merger implications. I hope the merger does goes through and your board would like to merge with us. What a great place for the Giant fan to congregate and disseminate information. Rich is a class act who has worked to make BBH a premier Giants board  and putting together the two boards would be a grand slam home run. Your readers and board would fit with ours in so many ways. I am very excited about the possibilities.
Geeze, I am an old man here and have been a diehard loyalist since the mid '50s. But that is in the past; the present and the future is what most matters. And that is what makes this board special-- not what has transpired but the anticipation of the upcoming season and seasons to come. The love and camaraderie of the best Big Blue fans is indeed special. Welcome and looking forward to an even better board with your family!
dasherdale

Steve,
Just excellent stuff. Thanks for imparting your unparalled baseball knowledge and love for the game.
I have a question for little league hitting basics. My 7 year old grandson is in his first year and the league uses s pitching machine. It's too fast for most of the kids. My question is this- how do you tell a beginner to hit?
I told him hand and eye coordination is most important, to stand a little deep in the box and choke up a bit with elbows high and to watch the pitch carefully and try to meet it and not swing too hard.
The coach has other ideas- he has the kids closer to the plate and in front of of the box with elbows close to the bodyand tells them to swing hard.
About 1/3 of the kids even hit the ball. Most strike out with maybe a foul ball if lucky and I think they are given 5 strikes.
I need your good advice since I'm going to be pitching to Julian a few nites this week (assuming this old body can do it). Would tennis balls in lieu of baseballs work. That way I can try to pitch inside on occasion without worrying too much if I hit him.
Thanks,
Grandpa Dale

Dale

July 13

Malvern, PA

 On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.                                                       

                                                                           

  The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they began to wonder could they possibly get married in Heaven?                                                   

                                                         

When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven. St. Peter said,                                                   

                                                                             

  'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out.' and he left.                                                       

                                                                           

  The couple sat and waited for an answer for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? 'What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever??                             

                                                                             

  Another month passed. St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.                                                               

                                                           ;                 

  'Yes,' he informed the couple, 'You can get married in Heaven.'           

                                                                           

  'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out?                                                           

                                                                           

  Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'       

                                                                           

  St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.     

                                                                             

  'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.                             

                                                                           

  'OH COME ON!' St. Peter shouted.                               

                                                                           

  'It took me 3 months to find a Priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer?'                   

A RECENT STUDY FOUND OUT WHICH DAYS MEN PREFER TO HAVE SEX.
IT WAS FOUND THAT MEN PREFERRED TO ENGAGE IN SEXUAL ACTIVITY
ON THE DAYS THAT STARTED WITH THE LETTER 'T'.
EXAMPLES:
TUESDAY
THURSDAY
TODAY
TOMORROW
THANKSGIVING
THATURDAY
THUNDAY
~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A RECENT SURVEY WAS CONDUCTED ALSO TO DISCOVER
WHY MEN GET OUT OF BED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.
HERE ARE THE SURVEY RESULTS:
5% SAID IT WAS TO GET A GLASS OF WATER
12% SAID IT WAS TO GO TO THE BATHROOM
83% SAID IT WAS TO GO HOME
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
THE PERFECT BREAKFAST...AS A MAN SEES IT.....
YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE AND YOUR SON IS ON THE COVER OF WHEATIES......
YOUR MISTRESS IS ON THE COVER OF PLAYBOY........
AND YOUR WIFE IS ON THE BACK OF THE MILK CARTON.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE BEST FORM OF BIRTH CONTROL AFTER 50?
NUDITY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
ABOUT 45 LBS.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOYFRIEND AND A HUSBAND?
ABOUT 45 MINUTES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE FASTEST WAY TO A MAN'S HEART?
THROUGH HIS CHEST WITH A REALLY SHARP KNIFE
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SOUTHERN ZOO AND A NORTHERN ZOO?
A SOUTHERN ZOO HAS A DESCRIPTION OF THE ANIMAL ON THE FRONT OF THE CAGE, ALONG WITH A RECIPE.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE CUBAN NATIONAL ANTHEM?
ROW, ROW, ROW YOUR BOAT........
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NORTHERN FAIRYTALE AND A   SOUTHERN FAIRYTALE ?
A   NORTHERN FAIRYTALE BEGINS 'ONCE UPON A TIME.....'
AND A SOUTHERN FAIRY TALE BEGINS...........
'Y'ALL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE THIS SH,T.'
 

The Pope in Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska for some sightseeing.  He was cruising along the campground in the Pope Mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a 'Save the Whales' hat and a 'To Hell with Bush T-shirt,' was screaming while struggling frantically and thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions!' he told them. 'I heard there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true.'
As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies 'Who was that guy?'
'It was the Pope,' another replied. 'He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom.'
'Well,' the logger said, 'he may have access to all wisdom but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting!  By the way, is the bait still alive, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and get another one?'