A New York guy dies and goes to Heaven.
The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in.
First question: which two days of the week begin with T?"
The New York guy replies, "That's easy. Today and tomorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question: how many seconds are in a year?"
The New York guy says, "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd...."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?"
The New York guy replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper asks, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
The guy says, "It's right there in the prayer: Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."
The gatekeeper of Heaven says, "Heaven is getting too full, so you have to pass this quiz to get in.
First question: which two days of the week begin with T?"
The New York guy replies, "That's easy. Today and tomorrow."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, I'll give it to you. Second question: how many seconds are in a year?"
The New York guy says, "Twelve: January 2nd, February 2nd...."
The gatekeeper says, "OK, OK, I'll give it to you. Last question: what is God's first name?"
The New York guy replies, "Howard."
The gatekeeper asks, "How on earth did you get Howard?"
The guy says, "It's right there in the prayer: Our father, who art in heaven, Howard be thy name."