This is sort of an old one...Well to me it is, and it is also pretty long. I am sure some of you may have heard it:
A PRIEST AND HIS ASS
A priest wanted to make some extra money for his church and thought it would be a great idea to purchase a horse at an auction and race him at a local track. The priest went to the auction and realized he did not have enough money for a horse and decided to purchase a donkey and to still try and enter him in horse races.
A local news paper that covered the track heard about it and took thought it would make it a good story. In the first race the donkey came in 3rd, the headline the next day:
PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
A few weeks later he won race and the headline was:
PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Cardinal heard about it and felt the church should not be involved in gambling and ordered the priest to stop entering the donkey in races. Next day's headline:
CARDINAL SCRATCHES PRIESTS ASS
This infuriated the cardinal who ordered the priest to just get rid of the animal. He gave it to a nun from the church. Headline next day:
NUN GETS PRIEST'S ASS
The Cardinal hit the roof when he saw that and told the nun he wanted it gone and not associated with the church in anyway. The nun sold it to a local farmer. Next day's headline:
NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10
The cardinal saw that and got so angry he had a heart attack and died. Next day the headline read:
TOO MUCH ASS KILLS CARDINAL
A PRIEST AND HIS ASS
A priest wanted to make some extra money for his church and thought it would be a great idea to purchase a horse at an auction and race him at a local track. The priest went to the auction and realized he did not have enough money for a horse and decided to purchase a donkey and to still try and enter him in horse races.
A local news paper that covered the track heard about it and took thought it would make it a good story. In the first race the donkey came in 3rd, the headline the next day:
PRIEST'S ASS SHOWS
A few weeks later he won race and the headline was:
PRIEST'S ASS OUT IN FRONT
The Cardinal heard about it and felt the church should not be involved in gambling and ordered the priest to stop entering the donkey in races. Next day's headline:
CARDINAL SCRATCHES PRIESTS ASS
This infuriated the cardinal who ordered the priest to just get rid of the animal. He gave it to a nun from the church. Headline next day:
NUN GETS PRIEST'S ASS
The Cardinal hit the roof when he saw that and told the nun he wanted it gone and not associated with the church in anyway. The nun sold it to a local farmer. Next day's headline:
NUN PEDDLES ASS FOR $10
The cardinal saw that and got so angry he had a heart attack and died. Next day the headline read:
TOO MUCH ASS KILLS CARDINAL