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#31
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
May 08, 2020, 11:08:14 PM
A drummer had triplets recently. All girls.

Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
#32
Quote from: jimv on May 08, 2020, 09:39:11 PM
Yeah, they made a movie of "Moby Dick."  How about the first seven?


I can't place the first 7 and I'm gonna bet I saw most of them.
#33
8. Moby Dick? They made a movie of this?
9. Casablanca?
10. Citizen Cane?
#34
Has anyone seen After Hours (1985)? It's a comedy directed by Martin Scorsese starring Griffin Dunne with supporting roles and cameos by a bunch of well known actors and comedians. While Scorsese is not known for comedies this movie isnt terrible and it has its moments. Just curious if anyone has seen it and would like to share their opinion. 
#35
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
May 06, 2020, 07:44:02 AM
What does it mean when a woman is outside the kitchen?

Her chain is too long.
#36
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
May 02, 2020, 08:18:16 PM
Thanks LennG and I made my mind up already that it's better to let it drop. It wouldn't be good and I'd regret it as soon as I clicked Post.

I agree with your sentiments regarding what's funny between friends may not be funny coming from someone less. Kinda like I can make fun of my brother but dont you dare make fun of my brother.
#37
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
May 02, 2020, 03:01:35 PM
Quote from: Jolly Blue Giant on May 02, 2020, 09:47:27 AM
Not raunchy, but I have offended people with my jokes before. One of them got people cracked up while told, but in another setting, people (one woman to be exact) was deeply offended and said, "there is nothing funny about that."

Here tis:

Question: What does a hurricane in Florida, a tornado in Kansas, and a divorce in Kentucky have in common?

Answer: Someone's about to lose a trailer!

I can see (barely) why someone could be offended by that but that joke is Sesame Street compared to the 2 I've heard. I'm telling you when I say Raunchy I mean RAUNCHY.  I want to post them just so you'd see what I'm talking about but I guarantee there will be blow back.
#38
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
May 01, 2020, 01:41:25 PM
Does anyone have any raunchy jokes so terrible that you have to pick and choose who you
#39
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
April 30, 2020, 06:57:48 AM
People laugh at mountains because they are hill areas
#40
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
April 28, 2020, 08:12:44 PM
The National Origami championship is on this weekend. It
#41
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
April 08, 2020, 08:03:14 PM
My wife saw a cockroach in the bathroom. She freaked out and started scrubbing and cleaning everything thoroughly. Tomorrow I
#42
The Front Porch / Re: Just a joke
February 02, 2020, 03:51:01 PM
Got a text reply from someone the other day that said IDK. What
#43
Worked that time. Enjoy