Big Blue Huddle

    A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father,
            I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only
            know how to say one thing."

            "What do they say?" the priest inquired.

            "They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some
            fun?'"

            "That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed, then he thought for
            a moment. "You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your
            problem. I have two male talking parrots whom I have taught
            to pray and read the bible. Bring your two parrots over to
            my house, and we'll put them in the cage with my Francis and
            Jobe. My parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
            and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no
            time."

            "Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the
            solution.

            The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's
            house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots
            were inside their cage, holding rosary beads and praying.
            Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with
            them. After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in
            unison, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"

            There was stunned silence. Finally, one of the male parrots
            looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the
            fucking beads away, Francis, our prayers have been answered!"


                   

Don't let Weeze see that one.

Hey Weeze, you still hunger for those 'redneck' women??????

Even this long after, I still get goose pimples watching that game and hearing Summeral's call. Without a doubt, the greatest Giants game ever played.

Gives you something to shoot at Eli.

Quoteas long as she knows about the mandatory half time sex,  then you are all good...

Now why didn't I EVER think of that. 

I stayed to watch the goofs on the half time shows.

Is it too late to train my wife for THAT???

If the TE switches sides on every other play, do the LBers also switch sides. So does the SAM become the WILL depending on where the TE lines up, or do they just stay where they are the entire game??

I still like that one Tom. 

Another thing that came from that game and from that play. From then on, EVERY team, when running out the clock, basically kneeling down, put a man deep into the backfield, to prevent anything like this ever happening again. I do not believe that was ever done before this play.

A woman visiting Salt Lake City in the latter half of the 19th
century sees someone that she thinks may be Brigham Young, the
founder of the Mormon church.

Woman: "Are you Brigham Young?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that is the head of the
Mormon church?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that led the Mormons to
Utah?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young that denounces all Christian
religions as false except Mormonism?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

About this time, the woman is beginning to lose her temper.

Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who preaches polygamy?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

Now she's really getting mad.

Woman: "Are you the Brigham Young who has 26 wives?"
Brigham Young: "I am."

Then furiously in anger, she says.......

Woman: "You ought to be Hung!"
Brigham Young: "I am!"

From You tube, here is the entire Bills final drive of SB XXV and the climatic Wide Right kick that made our GMen Champs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJj5BZwNzKI

That ones been around for a while under several different sports and themes, but it's always good to rehash it. thanks BW.

Since you mentioned looking it up, that makes it easy. Boy he just doesn't look like a Duane.

Hey Fred--How are you doing. How is Ramstein holding up. Are you the one who captured those terrorists and made Ramstein a safe place to be again.

Seriously, you were in my thoughts when we heard about that incident. Hope all is well and looking forward to hearing from you soon.

I am one of the ones who still reside on Long Island. Just a hop, skip and a jump from Baldwin and Long Beach.

I am 61 and have always been a Giants fan. I say that because when I was a young pup, I was more a Brooklyn Dodger fan than anything else, but I still rooted for the Giants. When O'Malley (may his soul rot in hell forever) took my beloved Bums away, all my energy was directed towards the Giants and it hasn't wained since then. There have been times where it was severely tested, but my blood always has, always will, remain BLUE.

I owned a carpet cleaning business for almost 29 years, and have since given it up. I now work part time installing Lifeline machines (I've fallen and can't get up things).
I umpire baseball games for High School and college and summer leagues. been doing that now for 38 years.
I am a Viet Nam era vet, serving in the Air Force, mostly in Germany, but did a short tour in Viet Nam in the late 60's.

I have been married for 33 years to a wonderful woman who lets me watch all the football I want on Sundays, can't beat that. I have 3 grown children, all still single, with two boys still living at home.

Besides that, I live and die with my Giants. My License plate is GIANTFAN and my pleasure each day is to come here and converse with so many of the good friends I have made during all these years.

I beleive that would be Louisiana State

Great reading guys.

A hot nite, a glass of cold ice tea, I close my eyes and I can still see some of those plays and games you have been talking about.

Thanks