Just a joke

[Jolly Blue Giant]

[LennG]

Weekend funnies--Musicals

[LennG]

 Ouch


https://youtu.be/FFUuvGZ8OiA

[LennG]

Sunday funnies

[AZGiantFan]

"An old woman walked up and tied her old mule to the hitching post.
As she stood there, brushing some of the dust from her face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.
He looked at the woman and laughed,
"Hey old woman, have you ever danced?"
The woman looked up at the gunslinger and said, "No ... I never did dance ... Never really wanted to"
A crowd has gathered as the young gunslinger grinned and said, "Well you old bag, you're gonna dance now!", and started shooting at the old woman's feet.
The old woman prospector - not wanting to have her toes blown off- started hopping around. Many were laughing.
When his last bullet was fired, the gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun and turned around to go back into the saloon.
The old woman turned to her pack mule, pulled out a double-barrelled shotgun and cocked both hammers. The loud clicks carried clearly through the desert air, and the crowd immediately stopped laughing.
The gunslinger heard the sounds too, and turned around very slowly. The silence was almost deafening. The crowd watched tensely as he stared at the woman and the large gaping holes of those twin barrels.
The barrels of the shotgun never wavered in her hands as she quietly said, "Son, have you ever kissed a mule's ass?"
The gunslinger swallowed hard and said, "No m'am, but I've always wanted too"

[AZGiantFan]

[MightyGiants]

[LennG]

 Holiday humor

[LennG]

A few more really good ones (I think anyway)

[GIANTS1]

A man's father was close to death and he had a big inheritance coming. He wanted to find a women to share it with. He went to the bar and saw the most breathtaking woman he ever saw. He approached her an said I might not be much but in a week or two I'm going to inherit 12 million bucks. So she went home with him. 3 days later she became his Stepmom

[LennG]

 Funnies

[LennG]

Getting close to the holiday humor

[GIANTS1]

Went to the house I grew up in. I knocked on the door an asked if I could look around. The people slammed the door in my face. My parents can be so rude.

[Jolly Blue Giant]

An old man calls his son and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is long enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

We can't stand the sight of each other any longer, he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. He calls his sister.

She says, "Like hell, they're getting divorced!"

She calls their father immediately.

"You're not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, and don't file papers. DO YOU HEAR ME?

She hangs up the phone...

The old man turns to his wife and says,

"Okay, they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

[Ed Vette]

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