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Started by MightyGiants, March 13, 2025, 03:54:17 PM

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T200

The bear's paw is bigger than the person's head. No way a human is beating a bear. And let's not forget about the claws.
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Quote from: T200 on March 13, 2025, 04:04:11 PMThe bear's paw is bigger than the person's head. No way a human is beating a bear. And let's not forget about the claws.

When I was a young man there was a fair I went to where people could wrestle a moderate size black bear.   They only picked out the biggest men to try (under 250 need not apply).   The bear reacted to these large men trying to wrestle him as a full grown man would handle the efforts of a toddler.
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Jolly Blue Giant

Only an idiot with a death wish would wrestle a grizzly...duhhh. Best thing to do is lay down, curl up and put your head between your legs, and kiss your ass goodbye

The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons, sure makes me question this whole, "healthy eating and exercise" thing

T200

Even if I was 250+, I wouldn't want to.
:dance: :Giants:  ALL HAIL THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!  :Giants: :dance:

"We're going to build this thing the right way... I'm not going to do a Hail Mary for self preservation. We've got a plan in place and we're going to stick with that"

-Giants GM Joe Schoen on potential roster plans and spending for the 2025 season.

Jolly Blue Giant

Problem no. 1: Grizzly can weigh up to 800 lbs



Problem no. 2: twenty razor sharp 3-5 inch long nails



Problem no. 3: There jaws and teeth can easily tear through the flesh of any animal



Problem no. 4: in a fight, they fight to kill...so you must kill or maim the grizzly, to win the fight (earth to idiot, "you won't")

Problem no 5: a full-grown grizzly, can easily lift up to 1200 lbs and can crush a man's skull with one bite - they are incredibly strong



The fact that Keith Richards has outlived Richard Simmons, sure makes me question this whole, "healthy eating and exercise" thing