One liners that made me laugh:
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
Well, she isn't exactly my girlfriend yet"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM.
Can you believe that? 2:30 in the morning!
Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"
"Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy"
"I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I would check her balance, so I gave her a shove.
She didn't have any"
"My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker.
Well, she isn't exactly my girlfriend yet"
"My neighbor knocked on my door at 2:30 AM.
Can you believe that? 2:30 in the morning!
Lucky for him I was still up playing my bagpipes"
"Statistically, six out of seven dwarfs are not Happy"
"I was at an A.T.M. yesterday.
A little old lady asked if I would check her balance, so I gave her a shove.
She didn't have any"