Big Blue Huddle

Quote from: jimv on June 26, 2020, 02:48:38 PM
Lenny, neither one of these quotes are familiar to me.  And, Tim, answering a quote with a quote does me no good.  If we're talking the 70s for both movies, that's the decade that I'm probably least familiar with.

Here are some more from the first movie, Jim:

"If my answers frighten you, Vincent, you should cease asking scary questions."
"I love you Pumpkin. I love you too Hunny Bunny."

Quote from: LennG on June 25, 2020, 07:53:51 PM
Here are a couple of easy ones also

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon thee.

And

" don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work, or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter, punks are running wild in the street, and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it! We know the air is unfit to breathe and our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had fifteen homicides and sixty-three violent crimes, as if that's the way it's supposed to be! We know things are bad

Quote from: jimv on June 14, 2020, 11:35:03 AM

All the quotes I put up are from memory.

That is pretty impressive Jim! 

Question for all of you: Do you remember all of these quotes you're posting or do you look them up and then post them? If you quote them from memory, I am truly amazed!

Very rarely do I rewatch movies, but I have seen some of my favorites several times.

Quote from: Ron in NJ on June 06, 2020, 05:31:42 PM
Hello

I live in NJ but my name is not Ron
Been a giant fan my entire life, both parents are big fans
Been posting on giants message boards for a long time, originally on the giants.com boards and then on one of the other boards until the moderators got too heavy handed for my liking.

Looking forward to discussing the team and other topics with you guys.

Welcome to our little corner of the web, "Ron" 

I hope you find the content to your liking and it keeps you around. If you don't like the content, feel free to post your own thoughts and views. We all work together to make this site great. Regarding the heavy-handed moderation, please be sure to read the site rules. We're not heavy-handed and we do our best to be fair and respectful. Do that and you'll be more than fine here.

See you on the boards!

Quote from: LennG on May 22, 2020, 11:44:54 AM
I do not Tim. What do I have to do to get one?

It's part of the Google ecosystem. If you have a Google account (Gmail, Google Drive, etc) then you would use your same username/password to log in to YouTube.

If you aren't a Google member, it's easy to create an account. Just go to Google and there should be a link to create an account. Or you can do it through YouTube as well.

Quote from: LennG on May 20, 2020, 07:59:53 PM
I received an email with a very cute video. I checked on u-tube and it wasn't there.

How can I post that video here? I have saved it to my computer, but that's about it now. How do I get it on this forum?

Len,

Do you have a YouTube account? If so, you can upload it and then share the link here.

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok."

Q: Why do husbands die before their wives?
A: Because they want to.

Q: Why are women's feet smaller than men's?
A: It's an evolutionary thing that allows them to get closer to the sink.

Yes, I'm married and I've told my wife those... while wearing a helmet and a cast iron pan covering the jewels 

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The IRS auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

The auditor said, "Well, Sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I'm not sure the IRS finds that believable."

"I'm a great gambler, and I can prove it," says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"

The auditor thinks for a moment and says, "OK. Go ahead."

Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars I can bite my own eye."

The auditor thinks a moment and says, "It's a bet."

Grandpa removes his glass eye and bites it. The auditor's jaw drops. Grandpa says, "Now, I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."

The auditor can tell that Grandpa isn't blind, so he takes the bet.

Grandpa removes his dentures and bites his good eye. The stunned auditor now realizes he has wagered and lost three grand, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He starts to get nervous.

"Want to go double or nothing?" Grandpa asks. "I'll bet you six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee into that wastebasket on the other side, and never get a drop anywhere in between."

The auditor, twice burned, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides there's no way this old guy could possibly manage that stunt, so he agrees again.

Grandpa stands beside the desk and unzips his pants, but although he strains mightily he can't make the stream reach the wastebasket on the other side, so he's pretty much urinated all over the auditor's desk.

The auditor leaps with joy, realizing that he has just turned a major loss into a huge win. But Grandpa's attorney moans and puts his head into his hands.

"Are you OK?" the auditor asks.

"Not really," says the attorney. "This morning, when Grandpa told me he'd been summoned for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee all over your desk and that you'd be happy about it."

Thanks for those great reviews, Len! I have a few of them on my list to watch as well.

Quote from: Jim143 on February 04, 2020, 07:35:49 AM
Me too.  I even go to extremes.  Some of my texts are like War and Peace.  It probably would have been faster and easier to just call the person, but I so hate talking on the phone.

Good thing text messages are free now! 

Quote from: MightyGiants on February 03, 2020, 10:57:36 AM
To be fair, acronyms make sense when you are texting

For brevity's sake, I get it. I'm old school though... I spell everything out. I'm a Grammar Grump, but just not on JimV's level 

Quote from: eilasidogruoy on February 02, 2020, 03:51:01 PM
Got a text reply from someone the other day that said IDK. What

Quote from: Jolly Blue Giant on January 31, 2020, 11:08:42 AM
Bateman is an interesting character that I've learned to appreciate. The first time I saw him was in "Fargo" (the TV Series) - the first season. He was fantastic in Fargo and he's great in "Ozark". I laughed my ass off in "Ozark" when his wife asked him how he can sleep at night and he responds that he gets a warm cozy feeling recalling the thud sound of her lover being thrown off a 14 story building and landing near him. She slaps him of course, but what a great response, LMAO 

That was a great line! I've always been a fan of his. I just finished Season 1 and will start Season 2 on Monday morning when I hit the treadmill.

Quote from: eilasidogruoy on January 13, 2020, 03:42:19 PM
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