Just a joke

[Jolly Blue Giant]

Girls just wanna have fun!

Perfect timing snapshots:

[Jolly Blue Giant]

HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS

I was walking by a mental institute the other day, and all the patients were laughing and shouting "13...13...13.."
Curiosity got the best of me and I had to know what they were up to.
The security fence was too high to look over, but I found a gap in one of the planks
so I took a peak to see what was going on and some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then I heard the patients laugh and they started shouting"14...14...14..." 

[MightyGiants]

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[GIANTS1]

three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender says to the first duck whats your name an hows your day. I am Huey and ive been in an out of puddles all day. a great day for me. The second duck says i am Dewey an ive been in an out of puddles all day also. A great day for a duck. The bartender says to the third duck you must be Louie. The ducks winks at him an says no i am Puddles

[Ed Vette]

three ducks walk into a bar. The bartender says to the first duck whats your name an hows your day. I am Huey and ive been in an out of puddles all day. a great day for me. The second duck says i am Dewey an ive been in an out of puddles all day also. A great day for a duck. The bartender says to the third duck you must be Louie. The ducks winks at him an says no i am Puddles

Suitable for minors?

[Ed Vette]

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[MightyGiants]

I hear Eli Manning gets Tom Brady in the divorce because he owned him before the marriage 

[Ed Vette]

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[Jolly Blue Giant]

[Jolly Blue Giant]

A Mafia Godfather found out that his bookkeeper, Guido, had cheated him out of $10,000,000.

His bookkeeper is deaf and dumb. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing, so he would never have to testify in court.

When the Godfather went to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he took along his lawyer who knows sign language.

The Godfather told the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"

The lawyer, using sign language, asked Guido, "Where's the money?

Guido signed back, "I don't know what you are talking about."

The lawyer told the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you're talking about."

The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to Guido's head, and said, "Ask him again or I'll blow his brains out!"

The lawyer signed to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."

Guido trembled and signed back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."

The Godfather asked the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replied, "He said you don't have the guts to pull that trigger!"

[Jolly Blue Giant]

Since it's Halloween

[Ed Vette]

I don't where else to post this, so here is as good a place as any.

I'm not saying which relative...but a relative just called and asked if I would loan her $300.00 to help her pay her rent. Those who know me, know that I'm always willing to help out friends and family. I told her to give me some time to think about it and I would call her back.

Before I called her back, her brother called and told me that my relative was lying and not to give her the money. He goes on to say that the real reason my relative wanted the $300.00 was to get her boyfriend out of jail so she could be under the same roof as him for his birthday. I thought about it for a minute and decided to give her the $300.00 because we all need help at times. So, I called my relative and told her to come and get the money.

A couple of hours later, I get a call from the County jail. It was my relative crying, screaming and asking why I gave her counterfeit money. My response...so you and your boyfriend could be under the same roof for his birthday!

[LennG]

Been a while for me, so here are some saved up funnies

[LennG]

Weekend cartoons, some to ponder about

[LennG]

More things to ponder