Let's Try Movie Quotes Again...

[LennG]

One of my faves - 'Bad Santa'

I thought you might get this one Tim.
My wife won't even watch this movie, but whenever it is on, and not being censored, I will always watch. There are truly many scenes that are just laugh out loud funny. I smile just thinking about some of them.

[LennG]

A real softball

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny  Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a^^ down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse."

[LennG]

And another, not truly a softball, but close

"Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?"

[a dead silence falls upon the workshop]

"Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you... Santa?"

[T200]

I thought you might get this one Tim.
My wife won't even watch this movie, but whenever it is on, and not being censored, I will always watch. There are truly many scenes that are just laugh out loud funny. I smile just thinking about some of them.

I was gonna post the "Did someone drop you on your head?" quote and just started laughing to myself 

[LennG]

I was gonna post the "Did someone drop you on your head?" quote and just started laughing to myself 

Billy Bob Thorton is just great in his part, but Tony Cox as Marcus just steals the movie, and then there is Bernie Mac--just hilarious.

[T200]

Billy Bob Thorton is just great in his part, but Tony Cox as Marcus just steals the movie, and then there is Bernie Mac--just hilarious.

Don't forget John Ritter!

Now I have to watch it this week 

[LennG]

Anyone, on the last two I put up?

[GordonGekko80]

And another, not truly a softball, but close

"Why not? What if don't buy any of this Santa Clause thing? What if I choose not to believe it?"

[a dead silence falls upon the workshop]

"Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world. You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts. You don't wanna be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas, now would you... Santa?"

Santa Clause with Tim Allen?

[LennG]

Santa Clause with Tim Allen?

You are right on GG.  You earn a kiss under the mistletoe, only not from me.   

[LennG]

 I thought someone would get the first one which Is National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation with Chevy Chase as the infamous Clark Griswold.  Funny movie.

[LennG]

Another one, maybe not so easy so I'll put up two quot3es from the same movie

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

And

" This bell is a wonderful symbol of the spirit of Christmas - as am I. Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart."

[LennG]

And we need one for Jim, so this is an oldie

"The world changes, but two things remain constant... Youth and Beauty. They're really one in the same thing.

Yes. The trouble is, people grow old.

Not everybody. The only people who grow old were born old to begin with."

[Moose135]

And we need one for Jim, so this is an oldie

"The world changes, but two things remain constant... Youth and Beauty. They're really one in the same thing.

Yes. The trouble is, people grow old.

Not everybody. The only people who grow old were born old to begin with."

The Bishop's Wife - I love that movie!

[LennG]

The Bishop's Wife - I love that movie!

Moose

Getting that, you are made an honorary member of the 'old movie lovers'. org   

[Moose135]

'old movie lovers'

Are we "lovers of old movies" or "old people who love movies"? Wait - don't answer that!