Big Blue Huddle

Fun fact: koi fish always travel in groups of three, with one phoney. If attacked, koi A, B and C will scatter,
leaving behind the D koi.

The primary cause of dandruff is dark shirts.

weekend funnies

Mothers Day humor

and a few others

Getting ready for the weekend comics

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Good one Ed...lol. Reminds me of a couple other child/mother conversations

Old age is a real thing... Last night I was in bed for 20 minutes when I heard the pizza guy cough. Then I remembered I came to my room for my wallet.


I'm so thankful they taught us about parallelograms in school instead of teaching us how to do taxes. It's coming in super handy this parallelogram season.


I asked the surgeon if I could administer my own anesthesia.
He said, "Go ahead. Knock yourself out."


I feel bad for Bigfoot. Everyone confuses him with Sasquatch, Yeti never complains.


I like to think that I am a good person, but the way I react to people driving slowly in the left lane would definitely suggest otherwise.


I have a friend who is a tightrope walker.
He's a nice guy, but he's high strung.


Puns make me numb.
Math puns make me number.


BREAKING NEWS: A man was admitted to the hospital today with 25 plastic toy horses inserted in his rectum. The doctors have described his condition as stable.


Age 12: fell off bike at high speed onto gravel road, sliced my knee open, and still biked 5 miles home.
Age 50: used the wrong pillow and my back was out for 2 days.


Hey, have you all heard Vlad the Impaler's favorite joke? It starts...
"So this bar goes into this guy, see..."


If you lose your Khakis in Texas, it means you can't find your pants. If you lose your Khakis in Boston, it means you can't start your car.

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Famous quotes (that are so true today)