Big Blue Huddle

An airplane is about to crash. A female passenger gets up an says "if im going to die i want to die feeling like a woman" and removes all her clothes an says "is there a man that is man enough on this plane to make me feel like a woman. A man gets up removes his shirt an says "here iron this!

A man was walking an spotted a frog an picked it up. The frog said "kiss me an i will turn into a beautiful princess." So he put the frog in his pocket an the frog said arent you going to kiss me. He said "at my age i would rather have a talking frog"

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A pastor decided to skip church  Sunday morning an go golfing. He told the assistant pastor he was sick. He went to an out of town course so no one would recognize him. He teed off on the first hole an a big gust of wind caught his ball  for a 450 yard hole in one. An angel looked at God an said why did you do that. God said with a smile  who's he gonna tell.

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I still love old Far Side jokes. Here's one of my favorites

What the heck, a couple more



An oldie, but goodie...one of my favorites of all time




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Quote from: Jolly Blue Giant on May 04, 2023, 05:48:28 PMI still love old Far Side jokes. Here's one of my favorites

I love The Far Side. Larson was just brilliant!

Gary Larson was genius

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I asked my doctor for some advice on how to lose weight.
He said "just don't eat anything fatty"
I said "you mean like chips, cake, etc?"
He said "No, just don't eat anything, fatty!"

I just bought a new Christmas tree.
My wife asked "are you going to put it up yourself?"
I said "no, I was thinking of putting it in the living room..."

My girlfriend's dog died yesterday. She was really sad, so I went out and got her an identical one. She said "What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs?"

My grief counselor died yesterday, but he was so good I don't even care.

Our friend Dave drowned in a boating accident. For the funeral we bought a wreath in the shape of a life preserver. It's what he would've wanted.

I was woken up last night by the sound of vomiting from my upstairs neighbor who's bulimic. I shouted "Hey, keep it down!"

My half brother and I are no longer allowed to play with chainsaws.

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