Just a joke

[LennG]

How about some pre Christmas humor, or not

[LennG]

Some 'new' humor


 took my suit to the cleaners, who wanted to charge me $40, so I gave it to the charity shop next door. They cleaned and pressed it and put it in the window. I bought it back for $15.


 Someone just gave me half a peace sign. Weird.


 My wife and I started role-playing in the bedroom. Her favorite is The Sexy Librarian where I have to sit quietly while she reads a book.


 At a wedding reception, someone yelled: "All married people please stand next to the one person that has made your life worth living.
 
" The bartender was almost crushed to death.


Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart, and said, "Throw this and wherever it lands, I will take you on vacation.
 
" We're spending 3 weeks behind the fridge.