Just a joke

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Weekend funnies

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More words of wisdom

[Sem]

A shark can swim faster than a human.
A human can run faster than a shark.

So in a triathalon, it comes down to which is a better cyclist.

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A new batch

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 a few maybe new ones

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Weekend funnies--signs we all love

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Mid week funnies

[squibber]

I read a book on helium. I couldn't put it down.

I took a picture of a wheat field. The picture came out grainy.

A truck full of Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on the highway. The area was congestion free for eight hours.

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[Ed Vette]

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[GIANTS1]

A Rodney. My parents moved when i was 3 but i found them.

[Jolly Blue Giant]

A Rodney. My parents moved when i was 3 but i found them.

Rodney was great. "I went to the doctor and told him my wife has VD and he gave himself a shot"..."I tipped the cabbie 20 bucks and said, 'take me to the easiest place to get laid' and he dropped me off in front of my house"..."I told my shrink that 'everybody hates me' and he said, 'oh nonsense, everyone doesn't even know you'"..."I was kidnapped as a kid. The kidnapper cut off my finger and sent it to my father...my father said he wanted more proof"..."I called my doctor and told him I took a bottle of sleeping pills and wanted to know what to do, he said,'have a stiff drink and take a nap'" I get no respect!

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 Holiday funnies

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In the 'keep giving A's to students who don't deserve it' department

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More 'A' students works