Just a joke

[Jolly Blue Giant]

An oldie, but goodie

[LennG]

To start the weekend

[Jolly Blue Giant]

The real circle of life

[LennG]

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this  congregation has spread a rumour that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."
No one moved. 
The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."
Again, all was quiet.
Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend, there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

[LennG]

 How did he do this????

[ozzie]

Where can I get a bag like that!?!

[Ed Vette]

Where can I get a bag like that!?!

Dig a large hole that fits a box about four feet high and wide enough to fit a woman. Then any bag will do.

[squibber]

My obese parrot died today. I miss him but it's a big weight off my shoulder.😆

[LennG]

 Maybe not as humerous but plenty of meanings and good feelings.

[MightyGiants]

[LennG]

When I was young, I decided I wanted to be a doctor so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.
One of the questions asked us to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.


Those who answered SPINE are doctors today.

 

The rest of us are sending jokes via email.

[Ed Vette]

Oops

[LennG]

More weekend funnies

[Sem]

[LennG]

More for the weekend

You have to be really old to appreciate these